Fixing a bog seat

[PTR]

Sounds like the toilet hole is too big. Probably why the old one was missing.

Ill take the other one off tomorrow and see what it should be

 

[BigPete]

I didn't even break this one (as opposed to the last one lol).
Everything is they're and fine except the plastic plug that goes into the hole at the back of the pan.

Make yourself a new plug no bother man

 

[tunstall birdman]

I was going to tell a toilet joke but it is just bog standard.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Fat kernt


Jokes aside I'm also a big lad and also had the same issue. I welded the metal rod back together that snapped as I tried to look online but couldn't find.

Unless I purchased a whole new set but fuck that

I would never have guessed big Pete was big mind

 

[BigPete]

I would never have guessed big Pete was big mind

I'm not fat just big

Should see my schlomg

 

[stephen cartwright]

I'm not fat just big

Should see my schlomg

I liked this, then read the second line. How can I like that?

 

[BigPete]

I liked this, then read the second line. How can I like that?

Trust me will like it hahaha

 

[stephen cartwright]

If that's you in the avatar big Pete, you have a look of one of my lads

 

[BigPete]

If that's you in the avatar big Pete, you have a look of one of my lads

See you liked it

Na that's not me lol it's Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. I make him look small though

 

[Goat Eyes]

I'm not fat just big

Should see my schlomg

Sounds like a right mouthful. Schlo, schlom, schlomg.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Not exactly the most thrilling thread, but hoping someone can help.

Just bought a house, and the main bog has a problem on one of the hidden hinges.
I took it apart and there was no plug in it - so I bought one of these:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01N9FA28I/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1

thinking it would do the trick.
It fix in the hole, and I screwed it all together - but its not tightening at all. Any suggestions?

I don't mind buying a full new bog seat, but it'll be hard to find the exact size - probably harder than just fixing the fucker.

Get a plumber or before you know it..




Urinalot of trouble


Didn't even take my coat off

 

[AndrewP]

Not exactly the most thrilling thread, but hoping someone can help.

Just bought a house, and the main bog has a problem on one of the hidden hinges.
I took it apart and there was no plug in it - so I bought one of these:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01N9FA28I/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1

thinking it would do the trick.
It fix in the hole, and I screwed it all together - but its not tightening at all. Any suggestions?

I don't mind buying a full new bog seat, but it'll be hard to find the exact size - probably harder than just fixing the fucker.

It's about £20 for a replacement soft close toilet seat which will fit right into the existing sticky up metal bits. Treat yourself to a new seat.

 

[BigPete]

Sounds like a right mouthful. Schlo, schlom, schlomg.

More than a mouthful, gets down the throats too

Get a plumber or before you know it..




Urinalot of trouble


Didn't even take my coat off

Weyyyyyyy

 

[stephen cartwright]

Daily updates on this mind @PTR

I'm actually typing this, whilst sitting and shitting on my ultra comfortable bog seat.

Always get someone in to fit them.

 

[zinedine]

Sounds like the toilet hole is too big. Probably why the old one was missing.

He could wrap some insulating tape around the plug or partially tighten the bolt to expand the plug before putting it in the hole. Or a pair of long nosed pliers to hold the plug from underneath to stop it turning so it can expand.

 

[Aldhun]

Simply wrap insulation tape around the plug with the screw wound right out and then force the plug into the hole as a nice tight fit, it works every time.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Simply wrap insulation tape around the plug with the screw wound right out and then force the plug into the hole as a nice tight fit, it works every time.

They don't like it up them

Gerrup there

He could wrap some insulating tape around the plug or partially tighten the bolt to expand the plug before putting it in the hole. Or a pair of long nosed pliers to hold the plug from underneath to stop it turning so it can expand.

This was similar to the description the surgeon gave on my upcoming operation

 

[Goat Eyes]

He could wrap some insulating tape around the plug or partially tighten the bolt to expand the plug before putting it in the hole. Or a pair of long nosed pliers to hold the plug from underneath to stop it turning so it can expand.

Good shout. I’d also recommend sliding a washer over the end of the plastic plug so it doesn’t pull through the hole which seems to be his main problem.

 

[zinedine]

They don't like it up them

Gerrup there


This was similar to the description the surgeon gave on my upcoming operation

Hope he uses stainless steel pliers and medical quality insulating tape, don't want you getting an infection.

Good shout. I’d also recommend sliding a washer over the end of the plastic plug so it doesn’t pull through the hole which seems to be his main problem.

I thought his problem was the plug turning so it can't expand. If it's pulling out of the hole put seem weight on it while you tighten it. If he's a lard arse he could sit on it.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Hope he uses stainless steel pliers and medical quality insulating tape, don't want you getting an infection.


I thought his problem was the plug turning so it can't expand. If it's pulling out of the hole put seem weight on it while you tighten it. If he's a lard arse he could sit on it.

It’s the screw just turning I thought he said which could mean either. They look like shite fittings to be fair.