Favourite Auf Wiedersehen Pet moments?

[Burnopfield Mackem]

Bomber likes this Bomber does

Cameo from the owld Nana from Benidorm as Bombers missus then London sniffing round his daughter

Bombers primed and ready to go....I use that line myself after a shower n shave

 

[Kent_Mackem]

Mine all involve Wayne funnily enough.

1. Where Oz and Wayne try to pick up Oz’s kid from school. Is says “burn rubber” and the car stops 30 yards up the road. They have the wrong boy.

2. When Barry and Wayne are in Denis’s hotel room and the drinks for two arrive.

3. When Barry and Wayne are on the motorbike and the girls are alongside at the lights. Wayne gets a green light from them but Barry stalls his bike.

 

[ir35]

Oz getting the plane back after a European game my fav

We’re having a whip round for the driver.

 

[Sima]

'Who are you people?'
'Who exactly do we have to be?'

 

[Roman maroni]

Cos thems the bastards that bombed me granny.

Last time I saw this episode they'd cut that out.

 

[Wandofaleftpeg]

Scene in indian restaurant was good aswell

 

[Lukas73]

Big strang thighs...

 

[hank williams]

I’ve got them all on DVD but I haven’t got a DVD player anymore they’re all available on sky on demand think I’ll watch them again

They'll be cut to pieces marra

 

[mcq10]

Has to be “has that bastard given in yet Dennis?”

 

[Wise Man Says]

The scenes about the rat and Brenda’s cake are funny.

“I just think we should all have shots.”

“Shots, what ya talking’ aboot, shots?”

“Are you trying to tell me the Black Death could start up again because a rat ate a piece of Brenda’s chocolate cake?”

 

[Omar Little]

'Who are you people?'
'Who exactly do we have to be?'

That's an attack dog that is, trained to go for the working class

 

[mcq10]

That's an attack dog that is, trained to go for the working class

Oz character was brilliant. Went to shit for series 3.

Never actually watched the series after the transporter bridge series.

 

[Pants]

First series when Oz has been glassed and gets taken to hospital for a blood transfusion. Neville starts asking the nurse there if they can do any kind of skin grafts to sort his tattoo out.

Then he gets back to the local bar where all the lads are asking for news about Oz.

Lads: What's the word Nev?
Neville: They couldn't do anything.
Lads: I don't belive it!
Neville: Oh no, for me tattoo, not for Oz! Oz is fine.
Lads: Leave it out Nev. Who wants to hear about your poxy naffing tattoo?
Neville: Sorry, I'm just a bit preoccupied.
Lads: Well, what's happened like?
Neville: Well, this lady doctor said I should stop being so pathetic and just tell Brenda straight.

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

When deciding which colour to paint the hut........

Barry Taylor : The votes as cast are as follows: The winner is... Yellow.

Dennis Patterson : Yellow!

Barry Taylor : By one point.

Dennis Patterson : Who voted yellow?

Wayne Norris : I don't like yellow.

Bomber Busbridge : My neither, it's not a man's colour.

Albert Moxey : It's a fiddle.

Bomber Busbridge : I demands a recount.

Barry Taylor : Figures don't lie y'now.

Wayne Norris : So who's first choice was it then eh?

Barry Taylor : Nobody's.

Bomber Busbridge : Well then how could it win?

Barry Taylor : Because no two people had the same first choice.

Dennis Patterson : So everybody's first choice only got two points.

Barry Taylor : That's right, and yellow got three second places.

Dennis Patterson : Well that's a smashing system that is, isn't it Barry eh? Everybody gets what nobody wants.

Barry Taylor : That's democracy Dennis.

 

[RokerLegend]

I always liked the scene with Oz Barry and Moxy talking about the new lass in the office with Oz telling them its destiny for them to be together.

Barry: You know what this is - Kismet

Moxy: No it's not her names Yvette not naffing Kismet you nerk

Barry: Hoy not so much of the nerk right. Kismets a play not a name....Squid Brain

Moxy: You what!!!

 

[Dennis]

Would have been a canny showdown between Bomber and Macgowan

 

[ThePistols]

This . Probably already mentioned but repeated on Yesterday channel this week.

 

[hank williams]

What are you peasants doing on my land

There are notices clearly stating

Members of the working class will be exterminated

Now piss off

 

[humbug]

achtung bloody herben...

when barry gets sunburn.

when barry gets clamped ''look away moxy, i think i'm going to cry''

''that's not pornography dennis man, that's art''

when oz's porn video's get cremated in hedley's coffin.

 

[Al Bundy]

Personally I think series 2 is the best out the lot. Kenny Ames and particular Ali Fraser were superb additions to the cast. At the time Bill Patterson was a cut above the rest acting wise and it showed on screen. One of the great tv baddies imo

Spot on.
Ally Fraser made series 2 for me.
He was brilliant.
Mind Kenny Ames was a great foil for him as well.

Yous young ones bare badges on your napsacks.... Bomber bares them on his body...
Is anyone on for the brothel?
Bombers on.....
RIP bomber.

The brothel scene is class, 2 superb lines in it.
Bomber - “I likes it , that’ll do Bomber , that’s what Bomber came for”
And Oz and Dennis.
Dennis - “We’ll share a cab back , I’ll just have a cigarette”
Oz - “Well I hope you’ve got a full packet”
Brilliant

Call me tiger....

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