Favourite Auf Wiedersehen Pet moments?



Has Moxey burnt the toast again?
The huts burnt doon
They no know moderation ( as Oz fills shopping trolley full of cans)
You English bastard
He has nothing for woman this man- he says your a poofta

I could go on

Barry's tap dance-keep young and beautiful
Barry getting through to Dennis-its took me ages to find a working phone box-ahh you're in Newcastle
When they nick the wrong kid from school
Is flat, o9h it's got a balcony,-aye if you keep ya eyes shut you could be in Manhattan
Brilliant
 
When Oz tried to smuggle porn videos into the country by secretly taping casettes inside of the coffin of an old fella they briefly befriended before he passed, but he ended up getting cremated & Oz threw a wobbler, the rest of them genuinely surprised Oz cared so much about a practical stranger
 
Bomber at the C&W club about OZ - how can someone so ugly make a nice noise like that??

Oz in the disco - "How d'ye get into them trousers? Wendy, "A Harvey wallbanger might help!!

So many to choose from:

Also,

Oz in the pub, when told "This is my chair"" - "Ah so its your chair is it? Do ye tuck it under your arm when yer gan hyem?" (or summat) ... always remember that scene when I'm in the pub asking if I can use a seat.

And another ... Brendas friend Debbbie needing to see the doctor in Spain 'I hate them foreign doctors. At least if we were at home I could take her to see Dr. Amratraj.

Still love AWP 1 & 2 GOAT
 
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Bomber at the C&W club about OZ - how can someone so ugly make a nice noise like that??

Oz in the disco - "How d'ye get into them trousers? Wendy, "A Harvey wallbanger might help!!

So many to choose from:

Also,

Oz in the pub, when told "This is my chair"" - "Ah so its your chair is it? Do ye tuck it under your arm when yer gan hyem?" (or summat) ... always remember that scene when I'm in the pub asking if I can use a seat.

Still love AWP 1 & 2 GOAT
- What are you talking about your stool? Nah, hang on a minute, are you trying to tell me you bring that stool with you whe you come for a pint? You get to the front door and say "I'm just going over the pub pet, with me stool"
- Who are you?
- My name's Osbourne, what for?
- I shall report you
- You'll lose a bit of face if you do that squire. Cos that'll make you a stool pigeon
 

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