Fat Mike Ashley

[DJM]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

 

[Roker Mackem]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

Yes please

 

[Yellow Wellies]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

I wouldn't mind that right now to be honest.

 

[johnnyat87]

Despite the deluded mags saying otherwise he's actually improved a lot of things and has them in a much better financial situation.
Still don't worry mate, nee chance he's investing in football again after handling that lot.

 

[DJM]

My God! some people like the idea! I'm heading towards the projectile vomit stage

 

[Horace Cope]

Come home agent Ashley

 

[Bagpuss]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

Would have him in a heart beat over Short (and cant stand him).....Suspect he wont own another club, will have had his fill of football fans after owning that shower.

 

[Roker Mackem]

My God! some people like the idea! I'm heading towards the projectile vomit stage

No club or a stable Premier League club. Hmm

 

[RedFlag1308]

He's considerably better than Ellis Short. Although I'd still be telling him to fuck off the second he walked through the door as he is considerably worse than what we deserve

 

[Laidback Jack]

He'd be a better more shrewd businessman than Ellis Short but there's literally zero chance of that happening.

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

Will anybody be interested in them with the tax inspectors poking around their business ?

 

[heroesof73]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

Well he had the sense to support the manager after relegation to give him a good shot at getting straight back up. Achieved that and now knows he is in a better place to sell them! Short seems content to let the club keep sliding and hope to find a buyer ffs

 

[rubberface]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

....you listening to Radio Newcastle tonight by any chance?

 

[Burnopfield Mackem]

Would love Ashley to buy our Texan fuckwit out but will never happen. Imagine a mid table, stable PL team, wages under control, a manager well thought of by the fans and a chance to really kick on.

 

[Rip Van Fish]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

Tell u Wat mate, much as I loathe the fat twat, I bet he gets his money

 

[KNGHTHOOD]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

Get in, free red and white scarfs.

 

[Reiver]

I can remember a wonderful time when we barely knew, or cared, who the owner, chairmen or board were ....... just happy naive enjoyment with a load of other daft people.

"Who's our current CEO?"

"Shut up you daft fucker ..... it's your round, Double Maxim for me!"

 

[horselover]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

He'd be a better owner than Short. The mags need to be careful what they wish for. I don't get the hate they have for him tbh

 

[The Great MES]

The mags are too thick to recognise all the good work he's done. All they can think about is spend spend spend to reclaim their rightful place back in the Champions League

 

[TopCat]

I've just had a thought that makes me sick.
If the fat fookah hoodwinks someone into buying the Mags, he might bring his cash over to Ellis and buy us on the cheap.

I'd f***ing love it if he bought us.