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f***ing Mag at work

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I enjoy those who are saying '' I think you will stay up'' and try to be genuine
 
I don't know why you let the fucker get to you, I had one at graft who said fuck all for 4 months due to the fact we pumped them 2-1, 3-0 and went to Wembley. Should have heard him at the start of the season, "We're going to murder you's" etc. He admitted last week that he would've swapped our seasons despite our current position, just to experience a Cup final. Deep down, I'm sure a lot will feel the same....
 
Hugely disappointed to discover that this thread wasn't about our beloved Chief Exec being spitroasted by the SoL seat wiper, the gate oiler and Jozy.

Damn ambiguous thread titles.
 
I just say, " If we say up, we stay up, we go down so what I couldnt give a shit!"

Oh and punch the kunt in the teeth ! It will make you feel better
 
Well there's plenty to respond with:

We are so shit that we beat them twice, what does that make them?
They have done fuck all since Yohan Kebab left.
We have more goals at SJP this year than them.
If Pardewis still in charge next season they'll join us in the championship.
 
Jack Blue said:
Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
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Take your tampon out and man up mate.

Fuck the mag, why listen to him? He's just a mag at the end of the day. As for why the team can't win it's because we have the most inconsistent squad in the league. They've always bottled it against those around us and then rose to the occasion of playing the big boys.
 
Jack Blue said:
Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
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Change your phone number and don't tell him so he can't text you?
 
Jack Blue said:
Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
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Don't worry this lot would be raging also, unless they've had the piss took out of them all their lives by maggies and pretend not to care.
 
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