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f***ing Mag at work

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Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
 

Everything in Mag land is balck and white in more ways than one. Love the toon - hate mackems. So agree with him - it confuses them. They expect us to be like them - eat,sleep,hate Sunderland. When we aren't they don't know what to do

Dexter said:
You need to stop being such a massive fanny.
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and this.
 
I'm going for the massive fanny option, but only because I like massive fannys.
 
Jack Blue said:
Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
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Calm down man.ignore him and his double bluff texts. If he asks about them tell him his texts go straight to spam and you never see them.
 
i think you have enough problems working in Kettering to worry about texts tbh
 
Ask him what was so bad about the championship last time they were there and remind him of their previous results against us.
 
Jack Blue said:
Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
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Why do you need to tell us you were working in Kettering?
 
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