Eurovision 2022.. it's back

[Paddy O'Dors]

Ukraine get max points from everyone.

Where will they host it next year if they win it? Only neutral country left is Ireland I think.

 

[Morse]

That is a very good song. As our Eurovision entries go, it's top drawer.
But Ukraine...
And of course, nee bugger votes for us.

Russia and Belarus expelled, Ukraine get max points from everyone.

Except the former Yugoslav countries, who will still suck each other off...

I take it Australia is still in Europe.

it’s a ridiculous competition

And Israel.

 

[Walter H. White]

The Beatles could reunite for Eurovision, with John and George and we still wouldn’t win the thing.

Our songs are always shite, like but still.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

That is a very good song. As our Eurovision entries go, it's top drawer.
But Ukraine...
And of course, nee bugger votes for us.

Except the former Yugoslav countries, who will still suck each other off...

And Israel.

Israel play in UEFA so has a tenuous link. Cannit get me head around Mozambique being in the commonwealth.

 

[cluffy]

Best we've put in for a while although I don't like the way he sings or the production, or the song really. But it's ok I suppose, better than a fat knacker in a puffer jacket

 

[Morse]

Best we've put in for a while although I don't like the way he sings or the production, or the song really. But it's ok I suppose, better than a fat knacker in a puffer jacket

i've only heard it on my Macbook, but the production sounded great to me.

 

[Rustie Trombone]

it’s a ridiculous competition

Which is why it's class

 

[cluffy]

Denmark are canny shameless like "Hey why don't we start off with a ballad then pretend we're last year's winner?"

 

[Arthur80]

There seems to be a saturation of high pitched blokes in music now who sound as though they're about to cry, it's f#cking dreadful.

 

[Hyltons finest]

The Beatles could reunite for Eurovision, with John and George and we still wouldn’t win the thing.

Our songs are always shite, like but still.

See post 8

 

[Walter H. White]

See post 8

Fuck.

Oh well

 

[alexander]

Denmark are canny shameless like "Hey why don't we start off with a ballad then pretend we're last year's winner?"

After six days of hearing it on the radio here it's beginning to grow on me.

 

[EchoMan]

UK just released our entry

 

[becs]

UK just released our entry

Reminded me of the JCB song

 

[PJH]

Love Eurovision. Also love how entries I hate and think people should be murdered for liking end up in the top 5, while a song or two I love end up in the bottom 5.

Feels like our entry could end up on the left side of the board from that. Which means we'll probably somehow end up on negative points. Hell last year we managed 0 points in the new scoring system designed to spread points out more due to how different judges and viewers rate songs.

 

[Hue Jorgan]

Just give it to Ukraine and save all that expense

The winners have to host the next competition

 

[Big Jeff]

The winners have to host the next competition

Ah!

 

[matt228]

I love Eurovision but we haven't got a f***ing hope with that song. It's not dreadful, but I heard it twice today and I honestly already can't remember how it goes.

 

[stretch]

When’s it?

 

[herra soul mob]

I take it Australia is still in Europe.

it’s a ridiculous competition

as is Israel