Engaged Over Xmas

[Lefty Frizzell]

Arnly puffs get enaged man

 

[MiddleAgedMan]

If my wife called it Xmas she would not have been proposed to

 

[SR7]

We got engaged on Christmas Day four years ago, had two kids and got married since.

 

[Sunlun79]

Got laid on Christmas day, does that count?

Nee one likes a bragger! I went to get my vibrator out last night when I was tipsy and then I remembered I’d took the batteries out to put in the Bairns paw patrol toy and left it at my Mams! (The toy not the vibrator)

 

[tenpins]

Nee one likes a bragger! I went to get my vibrator out last night when I was tipsy and then I remembered I’d took the batteries out to put in the Bairns paw patrol toy and left it at my Mams! (The toy not the vibrator)

You can never have too many batteries at Christmas.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Nee one likes a bragger! I went to get my vibrator out last night when I was tipsy and then I remembered I’d took the batteries out to put in the Bairns paw patrol toy and left it at my Mams! (The toy not the vibrator)

Must be a old school vibrator if it uses AAs. They're all rechargeable now, apparently.

 

[Thurston]

Morning all

I was wondering did anyone get engaged over Xmas?

Seen alot on Facey of couples getting engaged Xmas Day

Would you get engaged Xmas Day and be under pressure to propose that day, or do you want a day of your own choosing

Saw a bloke sat on a sofa and chucked a ring box wrapped to his lass other side of room and she opened it and said yes without him sayimg owt, never even got of the sofa to kiss or cuddle her

What's that all about

Anyway if you got engaged congratulations

Nah. Christmas Eve is the day to do it if you’re going down that road. (In Christmas movies, all the action happens on Christmas Eve so it’s considered more romantic).

Christmas Day is the bleary eyed morning after the night before.

 

[Sunlun79]

Must be an old school vibrator if it uses AAs. They're all rechargeable now, apparently.

Eee I’ve only had it a year will have a look for an upgrade

It’s triple A’s

 

[we three kings]

Our lass asked me to ring her son as his tea was ready once. I was like ‘where is he?’ She said ‘in his room’

Unbelievable.

Do you lived in the same house ?

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Eee I’ve only had it a year will have a look for an upgrade

It’s triple A’s

Get one of those rose things. It seems to do the job

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

We’ve become part of the problem.

Brothers and sisters.......

 

[I am a reindeer]

We got engaged on Christmas Day four years ago, had two kids and got married since.

Almost the same! We got engaged on Christmas Day 19 years ago, got married 17 years ago, and had 2 kids since!

 

[Jap Stammer]

I've nearly been divorced a few times on different Christmas Days - does that count?

 

[Woodman Boy]

Nah. Christmas Eve is the day to do it if you’re going down that road. (In Christmas movies, all the action happens on Christmas Eve so it’s considered more romantic).

Christmas Day is the bleary eyed morning after the night before.

And the” wtf have I done?” On Christmas Day

 

[Sunderland Til I Cry]

Depends. Did he wear a santa outfit?

Yes! Not saying anything about sacks being emptied though.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Did anyone trip over at Christmas
I watched lots trip over on my phone over Christmas
Did you
Also get shocked by a bloke dressed as a tree
I saw lots on my phone get shocked
Really funny
Did any of you jump at an imaginary Bush this Christmas

 

[errant]

ah Facebook, that great gauge for all members of society

What happens in Hetton stays in Hetton…

 

[Gillythedilf]

Do people actually get down on one knee like in the cartoons ?

Some daft bastards will I bet.





The biggest absolute helmets are those who “ renew their vows”

I think straight away ; “Or ohh… someones been caught tashing about.”

 

[42]

Do people actually get down on one knee like in the cartoons ?

Some daft bastards will I bet.

I would've thought with your 1950's traditional values, you'd be all for such behaviour, along with asking her fatha for permission

 

[Gillythedilf]

I would've thought with your 1950's traditional values, you'd be all for such behaviour, along with asking her fatha for permission

It’s class on here when people use the “1950’s values” as a backhanded insult.

It’s Utopian life that’s what it is.


Women’s happy, blokes happy and the bairns are happy. Good home life to have but peoples that confused on what they want out of life they don’t know if they are coming or going.
There’s people talking about vibrators on this thread ffs. A women shouldn’t need a vibrator.