Elswick mum swung baseball bat

[RestlessNatives]

It's not so much the story, which is amusing enough, but her first name. Do you think she was meant to be a Jeanette but her parents couldn't spell?

Mum swung baseball bat when altercation between parents turned violent

Churnette Symington waved the weapon at fellow adults after mums and dads became involved in an argument between teenage girls in Newcastle's west end

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

 

[Shandy drinker]

Chavette
I hate the way these papers use word like mum or dad as though it gives them some credibility
Should be Mam anyway

 

[buster]

Wonder where she kept it ?

 

[Arkle]

The thing is she's 52. This shows that bad naming is not a new thing.

 

[evh78]

Wad

 

[Arkle]

"There is a dispute between teenage girls in an Asda store.


"The parents have gone to deal with the issues themselves and a number of them have baseball bats."

I'm not a parent but I'm pretty sure that if I had kids and one of them got in a scrap in Asda, I'd not go round there with a baseball bat to sort it out. Clearly I'm in a minority here!

 

[look out piano]

It's not so much the story, which is amusing enough, but her first name. Do you think she was meant to be a Jeanette but her parents couldn't spell?

Mum swung baseball bat when altercation between parents turned violent

Churnette Symington waved the weapon at fellow adults after mums and dads became involved in an argument between teenage girls in Newcastle's west end

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

What the fuck kind of name is that, Jesus

 

[Pancho]

This has to be the worst ever attempt at mitigation:

And her solicitor, Andy O'Hanlon, said incidents of a similar nature were not uncommon in Benwell.

 

[Son of Stan]

Churnette? No surprise it's Benwell. Had a couple of lads from there come into where I work called Soney (Sonny?) and Dinkey. Apparently.

 

[HABA87]

State of that.

 

[Deleted member 25315]

Named after a Kazakh estate car.

 

[Space Hopper]

That story Churnettes my stomach.

 

[look out piano]

This has to be the worst ever attempt at mitigation:

And her solicitor, Andy O'Hanlon, said incidents of a similar nature were not uncommon in Benwell.

 

[RichD]

Looks like shes been batted a fair few times anarl...

 

[EDGE]

"Howay, arl 'av yers all.....NOO!"

 

[Charmless Man]

This has to be the worst ever attempt at mitigation:

And her solicitor, Andy O'Hanlon, said incidents of a similar nature were not uncommon in Benwell.

Its an unwritten rule that you can assault people with blunt weapons in the West End but in Jesmond or Gosforth you must use a hunting rifle.

 

[Shandy drinker]

Its an unwritten rule that you can assault people with blunt weapons in the West End but in Jesmond or Gosforth you must use a hunting rifle.

A balloon whisk

 

[hefty em]

Her 2 daughters, Keegan and shearer, were beyond worried.

 

[Shandy drinker]

Her 2 daughters, Keegan and shearer, were beyond worried.

What about the great grandchildren

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

What about the great grandchildren

Beardsley, Gazza and Shurla?