Elswick mum swung baseball bat

[Swindon On Tour]

Did she get a home run more importantly.

 

[Billy Smart's Circus]

Swing batta batta batta swing!

 

[pinewaves1868]

Briefs are despicable. They always say the perp was “handed” the weapon by some unknown person.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Having worked the west end of newcastle for several years nothing in this story surprises me

 

[Qwerty]

Maybe dad was a dairy farmer, would explain twin brother Churn.

 

[cosmicchris00]

This has to be the worst ever attempt at mitigation:

And her solicitor, Andy O'Hanlon, said incidents of a similar nature were not uncommon in Benwell.

I live in Benwell and Elswick as a student.

Cheap and so many parties but there was always the potential for one of the locals to do something really stupid.

Happy days.

Her 2 daughters, Kee-goon and shearer, were beyond worried.

Tidied

 

[houghton cut head]

Looks like shes been batted a fair few times anarl...

Her blart certainly has - 7 kids

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Chavette
I hate the way these papers use word like mum or dad as though it gives them some credibility
Should be Mam anyway

Agreed.When Sheelz shit bag Noddy Rice was written about it was always "Dad of 56".

 

[Mantobar]

Wadnt

 

[Fred Secrets]

If I was single and had the opportunity to get with a woman who was absolutely stunning, I would, without doubt, end up giving her a swerve if she informed me that her name is Churnette.

I'd shag a lass who smokes first.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

She is clearly half Zombie. Look at those eyes.

I occasionally cycle through Benwell and Elswick. Fast.

 

[Deleted member 45676]

Mutha Bacon loves the the gowld

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Looks bat shit crazy to me.

 

[Gene Hunt]

Love a bit of gold bling these West Enders

 

[Mackem Al]

pron: chur-nettah

 

[Tadger]

Chavette
I hate the way these papers use word like mum or dad as though it gives them some credibility
Should be Mam anyway

I think it’s more to highlight how more ridiculous the behaviour is, as they’re responsible for children.