Eating on your own in restaurants

[Discopants91]

Not quite

Warden?

Just mace anyone who gives you so much as a sideway glance.

 

[TK-421]

Warden?

Just mace anyone who gives you so much as a sideway glance.

Haven’t got that yet

 

[Goat Eyes]

Prison Guard - Respect. I take back what I said yesterday.

Will you be looking after your lass when she gets sent down?

 

[Geronimo]

Worked away on me own for years.

Didn't give a shit about eating alone. Indian restaurants seem to have more than their share of "loners"

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Are you on a course on how to smuggle drugs into prisons more efficiently like

 

[Deleted member 14766]

Never seen a bloke in them since the Morcambe and wise show

So you’re denying the rumours about you regularly frequenting gentlemen’s bedrooms?

 

[TK-421]

Prison Guard - Respect. I take back what I said yesterday.

Will you be looking after your lass when she gets sent down?

Not unless she says she’s a fella. You never know. Technically not one yet. Have that sort of stuff coming up, different sort of roll currently.

Are you on a course on how to smuggle drugs into prisons more efficiently like

Yes

 

[max wartbug]

The answer to the OP's dilemma is.... The problem is theirs, not yours.