Easy sports us brits just seem to naturally shit at?

safcrob

safcrob

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Skiing is a sport where all you do is go down a hill as quickly as you can, it cant be that hard but the british are shit at it. Also Ski Jumping, Walking, Speed climbing and Fencing. Four sports you'd expect us brits to be decent at, particularly Speed climbing but we're shit.
 


safcrob said:
Skiing is a sport where all you do is go down a hill as quickly as you can, it cant be that hard but the british are shit at it. Also Ski Jumping, Walking, Speed climbing and Fencing. Four sports you'd expect us brits to be decent at, particularly Speed climbing but we're shit.
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Sighs, why would you expect the Brits to be good at each of these sports?
 
safcrob said:
Skiing is a sport where all you do is go down a hill as quickly as you can, it cant be that hard but the british are shit at it. Also Ski Jumping, Walking, Speed climbing and Fencing. Four sports you'd expect us brits to be decent at, particularly Speed climbing but we're shit.
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Skiing
Posh people's hobby
Unless you're Olly at school you'll not go near a slop
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Would absolutely love to see the OP ski jump off the 90m ramp
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Me too. The OPer would fill his pants to have a go at downhill skiing. The speeds you get up to when you're going for it are scary.
Things to avoid at high speed are;
People. It's frowned upon to wipe out half of a toddlers ski school at high speed.
Rocks. Sometimes hidden, sometimes not.
Patches of ice.
Pylons. Though the ones on or near pistes usually have big orange pads wrapped around them, coming to a sudden stop at 35 mph is never good.
Trees. Right bastards when they are in the mood. Though the higher resorts don't have them higher up.
Boarders. No, not pirates. Mostly younguns.

Gonna miss it this year, probably. Alice !!! Who the fuck is Alice.
 
ivanthereasonable said:
Me too. The OPer would fill his pants to have a go at downhill skiing. The speeds you get up to when you're going for it are scary.
Things to avoid at high speed are;
People. It's frowned upon to wipe out half of a toddlers ski school at high speed.
Rocks. Sometimes hidden, sometimes not.
Patches of ice.
Pylons. Though the ones on or near pistes usually have big orange pads wrapped around them, coming to a sudden stop at 35 mph is never good.
Trees. Right bastards when they are in the mood. Though the higher resorts don't have them higher up.
Boarders. No, not pirates. Mostly younguns.

Gonna miss it this year, probably. Alice !!! Who the fuck is Alice.
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Gays on trays
 

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