Earwax...

[hefty em]

Poke a pencil in and wiggle it about.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

If it hardens up and moves about I always think I have a spider in my ear.

 

[Sleepy]

It has a unique flared tip design with a tri-stream directional jet!

It kind of swills the water around in your ear rather than shooting it direct at the ear drum.

Ahhh! That sounds better, I guess I should have clicked the link- thought it was like a portable pressure washer for a DIY fix!

 

[muggboots]

What's SMB's cure....?

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You only ever have to do it once.

Ditto... I've been developing a high pitched sound in my ear, which is getting worse by the week.

I think you may have accidentally contracted a severe dose of Wife.

 

[Epping]

see the nurse at the docs... drops for a week to soften it up then all taken out with this lovley warm water solution.. amazing the amount that comes out

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

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[Spot]

ants and anteater

 

[Arkle]

see the nurse at the docs... drops for a week to soften it up then all taken out with this lovley warm water solution.. amazing the amount that comes out

That's what I did. You can use olive oil instead of drops in order to soften it up. The syringing itself is a surprisingly pleasant experience.

 

[Scimmy]

Ditto... I've been developing a high pitched sound in my ear, which is getting worse by the week.

That probably isn't the wax doing it Marra. You likely have tinnitus, and it's incurable, seriously. Loads of people have it. Have you been exposed to prolonged loud noise?

 

[Jimmer13]

Is it true urine works? if applied via syringe.

Only via the mouth - its called taking the piss

 

[CatOnKeyboard]

Olive oil in the ears for a few days, then syringe like Becs said, dunno why olive oil works, but it does.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

chop your head off!

 

[Epping]

Olive oil in the ears for a few days, then syringe like Becs said, dunno why olive oil works, but it does.

any oil would generally soften it but olive oil has better qualities

 

[Arkle]

any oil would generally soften it but olive oil has better qualities

When you say "any oil", does that include Castrol GTX?

 

[Epping]

When you say "any oil", does that include Castrol GTX?

yep.. sling it in..followed by a match... burn it out

 

[tooliohelmet]

What's SMB's cure....?

You're a right catch aren't you.....f***ing baldy head and candles in your lugs.

 

[Teed]

Hydrogen Peroxide 6% Food Grade 100ml, £3 . 25 a bottle, it'll last you years, don't go spending £7\8 on drops it's the same thing and won't last five minutes.

 

[Carteron]

Warm the olive oil slightly first. Four or
Five days of those then get the nurse to syringe. Strangely nice feeling when I had it done.

 

[EchoMan]

Large paper clip. Works wonders.

 

[Tomma]

Go to the air pump at the garage. Shove the nozzle in your ear and the wax should come flying out of the other one.

(Surely you can’t have expected too many sensible replies?!)