Earwax...

[Some Random Guy]

Scrape it out with one of your Mrs's hair pins. Put the wax filled hairpin back in her pot of them. Wait for her to blow.

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

Format the fucker.

 

[tooliohelmet]

Scrape it out with one of your Mrs's hair pins. Put the wax filled hairpin back in her pot of them. Wait for her to blow.

It's funny cos it's true!

 

[dcl0sc]

That probably isn't the wax doing it Marra. You likely have tinnitus, and it's incurable, seriously. Loads of people have it. Have you been exposed to prolonged loud noise?

Only through my headphones!

It's funny cos it's true!

f***ing hell, you still only a midfielder? zero!

 

[Sneech]

Ditto... I've been developing a high pitched sound in my ear, which is getting worse by the week.

Been talking to Tony?

 

[kossoff]

Regular use of a cotton bud.

 

[Defoe]

I love raking my ears out with my glasses arm and licking the wax...

 

[Forrest Gump]

Get @Frijj to bore it out !

 

[D.A]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_candling

 

[cornish mackem]

Hair grip
Wonderful things

 

[wisemensaysteve]

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[cornish mackem]

Warm the olive oil slightly first. Four or
Five days of those then get the nurse to syringe. Strangely nice feeling when I had it done.

10 days of olive oil.

 

[mux]

A lass at work used one of those ear candles in her car and set fire to the car roof

 

[Billy Rocket]

Best ear advice I ever saw - never stick anything smaller than your elbow into your ear.

And definitely not jets of anything, or hot things.

See doctor, get whatever loosening drops are appropriate, use for at least a week (*), then get syringed only if necessary.

(*) I've found warm baths help, especially if you dip the back of your head into the water a few times.

The high pitched noise is probably just caused by increased pressure inside your ear. It'll likely go away when the wax problem is solved.

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

A lass at work used one of those ear candles in her car and set fire to the car roof

Pics or it nivver happened.

 

[Bakerlooline]

Is it true urine works? if applied via syringe.

Nope. It has to be “off the trumpet” or it won’t work.

 

[kossoff]

Best ear advice I ever saw - never stick anything smaller than your elbow into your ear.

And definitely not jets of anything, or hot things.

See doctor, get whatever loosening drops are appropriate, use for at least a week (*), then get syringed only if necessary.

(*) I've found warm baths help, especially if you dip the back of your head into the water a few times.

The high pitched noise is probably just caused by increased pressure inside your ear. It'll likely go away when the wax problem is solved.

Surely a syringe is smaller than an elbow?

 

[Billy Rocket]

Surely a syringe is smaller than an elbow?

It doesn't get shoved into your ear, and notice it's also about who does it.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Surely a syringe is smaller than an elbow?

Nope, wrong there marra.

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[box2box]

Went to an ear clinic and the fella put a long metal instrument down my ear hole, it was virtually tickling the inside of my neck, getting abit close to nerves. Horrible