I'm currently nursing a dog bite on my finger and a sore arm from the subsequent Tetanus.
I'm looking after my daughter's perma furious French Bulldog, who has an even shorter fuse since he slipped a disk a few years ago, leading to a £12k vet bill.
I was whispering sweet nothings in his ear while gently removing the minging eye bogeys that he has every morning. I was just checking the tissue to make sure I'd got them when he launched at the tissue, not reading my finger was behind it. Claret arl ower.
I still love the deranged little get, but his eye bogeys are not getting cleaned any more.
I'm looking after my daughter's perma furious French Bulldog, who has an even shorter fuse since he slipped a disk a few years ago, leading to a £12k vet bill.
I was whispering sweet nothings in his ear while gently removing the minging eye bogeys that he has every morning. I was just checking the tissue to make sure I'd got them when he launched at the tissue, not reading my finger was behind it. Claret arl ower.
I still love the deranged little get, but his eye bogeys are not getting cleaned any more.