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I did some work at the place one of his conquests worked who led to his split with that x factor woman the day the press were outside. Poor lass was snapped coming off night shift
 

not spavin said:
"A stick!" barks the dog.
"An excellent stick, it's the right kind of stick for my favourite trick.
I'll fetch it and drop it and fetch it and then,
I'll drop it and fetch it and drop it again."

"I'm not a stick, why can't you see?
I'm Jermain Defoe, I'm Jermain Defoe, I'm Jermain Defoe, that's me.
And I want to go home to my family tree."
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I got that book of the Mrs for Christmas just gone.
 
Scores on debut, 1 if its Spurs, a hat-trick against Fulham, a couple against Burnley, blank against Swansea, roars back against QPR nets a last minute winner and the winner against WBA IN A 5-4 CLASSIC, torments Manure but fails to score and we lose 2-0, takes the piss out of Steve Bruce and grabs a brace, Scores the first against Palace before coming off after 60 minutes for a rest, hits both posts against Aston Villa, then his only shot on goal against WHU is a penalty that gets us a draw. then rediscovers his form with a triple hattrick in his next home game
How many is that so far?
 
wisemensaysteve said:
Scores on debut, 1 if its Spurs, a hat-trick against Fulham, a couple against Burnley, blank against Swansea, roars back against QPR nets a last minute winner and the winner against WBA IN A 5-4 CLASSIC, torments Manure but fails to score and we lose 2-0, takes the piss out of Steve Bruce and grabs a brace, Scores the first against Palace before coming off after 60 minutes for a rest, hits both posts against Aston Villa, then his only shot on goal against WHU is a penalty that gets us a draw. then rediscovers his form with a triple hattrick in his next home game
How many is that so far?
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21 :lol:
 
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