Darren Bent Arrested

[worcestermakem]

Sorry if seb
Darren Bent in 6am bust-up with wife after finding another man in their home

 

[0321safc]

WANKER

 

[gardni]

Please tell me it was Steve Bruce

 

[Tomma]

A source said: “Darren’s expensive designer suit got ripped. It was mayhem. It had been bought by his personal shopper from Harvey Nichols.”

I have to be honest, I really don't miss the Premier League and its (former and present) players all that much.

 

[rey mysterio]

Oh my goodness this has made my evening

All I think of when I think of “Benty” now is when he played against us for Burton last year

(Aunt May in the first Spider-Man film when the Green goblin wipes her out)

“That arse, that horrible massive fat yellow arse”

 

[AlpineExile]

Well if she want's to cash out of the relationship then now's probably an ideal time to file the divorce papers.

 

[Fulwellmackem]

Please baby jeezus....let it be doubtfire

 

[Daffy]

Seems like his lass scores more than him these days
@davoak

 

[What A Waster]

Hopefully his wife gets absolutely nothing in the divorce and ends up miserable.
If the other bloke knew then I hope Bent leathered him.

 

[Daniels]

Please tell me it was Steve Bruce

At climax he would shout “Did you na I got them to 10th”

 

[Deleted member 31305]

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Hopefully his wife gets absolutely nothing in the divorce and ends up miserable.
If the other bloke knew then I hope Bent leathered him.

Hopefully his wife takes the lot then the other bloke leathers him.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

Please tell me it was Steve Bruce

Specifically, in his fridge

 

[What A Waster]

Hopefully his wife takes the lot then the other bloke leathers him.

How would that be fair?

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

A source said: “Darren’s expensive designer suit got ripped. It was mayhem. It had been bought by his personal shopper from Harvey Nichols.”

I have to be honest, I really don't miss the Premier League and its (former and present) players all that much.

5000 pairs of trainers between the two of them. Lost in showbiz

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

How would that be fair?

It’s not mate, that’s why I hope it happens.

 

[muggboots]

Sorry if seb
Darren Bent in 6am bust-up with wife after finding another man in their home

She's probably been looking elsewhere due to his now longstanding slump in successful box related activity.

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

gerrin

 

[0321safc]

How would that be fair?

Not fair but it would be tremendous to see the twat royally fucked over financially, will then start to think ‘karma’ is in fact a real concept.

 

[jaxaxe]

Hopefully his wife gets absolutely nothing in the divorce and ends up miserable.
If the other bloke knew then I hope Bent leathered him.

According to the newspaper report, Bent drove around the block to allow him to get away, before going to the house and confronting the missus.

Clearly a lover rather than a fighter.