Crisps, with or without bread bread and butter?

[tunstall birdman]

Just had a packet of crisps and realised I had nee bread. Eating them did not feel the same without bread and butter, no proper melting in your mouth juiciness and feeling it's hitting the spot properly. Never bother with crisps unless I have bread and butter usually.

Crisps on their own are equivalent to foreplay only and not the wholesome feeling of full on lovemaking and the end product of feeling truly satisfied, like crisps on buttered bread does.

 

[SmokinMonkey]

Weirdo

 

[42]

Pervert

 

[tunstall birdman]

Weirdo

Not eating crisps without bread keeps off the pounds because I only eat crisps at home and not at work also.

 

[Seaham Towny]

Just crisps mate

Get a hooker

 

[Goat Eyes]

What was the question again?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Pervert

Does this include dipping my tongue into the bottom of my crisp packet and licking it out?

What was the question again?

'Crisps with or without bread bread and butter?'.
Anar, I forgot to add the question mark on the thread title.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Does this include dipping my tongue into the bottom of my crisp packet and licking it out?


'Crisps with or without bread bread and butter?'.
Anar, I forgot to add the question mark on the thread title.

It wasn’t the lack of ?, it was the rambling post about bucking crisp sarnies...

 

[tunstall birdman]

It wasn’t the lack of ?, it was the rambling post about bucking crisp sarnies...

 

[Goat Eyes]

Threw me TB. Without butter, I just spit in it.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Threw me TB. Without butter, I just spit in it.

What with?

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Scratterish behaviour.

 

[MarcoGoalo]

Both equally as good.

 

[Goat Eyes]

What with?

Hockle.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Bread bread?

 

[MackemBob]

Bread bread?

Bread bread?

Ffs.

 

[FC United of Manchester]

Love a good crisp butty as long as it's real butter put on with a trowel. Second only to a pie butty or 'Wigan Kebab'.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Bread bread?

Aye, two slices, one on top, one on the bottom.

Bread bread?


Ffs.

See above.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Aye, two slices, one on top, one on the bottom.


See above.

The plural of bread is bread iirc

 

[tunstall birdman]

The plural of bread is bread iirc

If you have two slices laying down side by side on a bench ready to butter, you would look at one and think 'Bread', then look at the other and think 'Bread', hence! Bread bread.