Crisps, with or without bread bread and butter?

[Deleted member 29601]

Just had a packet of crisps and realised I had nee bread. Eating them did not feel the same without bread and butter, no proper melting in your mouth juiciness and feeling it's hitting the spot properly. Never bother with crisps unless I have bread and butter usually.

Crisps on their own are equivalent to foreplay only and not the wholesome feeling of full on lovemaking and the end product of feeling truly satisfied, like crisps on buttered bread does.

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[Kevj]

If you have two slices laying down side by side on a bench ready to butter, you would look at one and think 'Bread', then look at the other and think 'Bread', hence! Bread bread.

Arnly one crisp in your sarnie then?

 

[tunstall birdman]

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Packet in man!

Arnly one crisp in your sarnie then?

One crisp can go a long way if you crunch it up.

 

[bobpc30]

a kids sarnie. no grown adult should be having crisps sarnies.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Just had a packet of crisps and realised I had nee bread. Eating them did not feel the same without bread and butter, no proper melting in your mouth juiciness and feeling it's hitting the spot properly. Never bother with crisps unless I have bread and butter usually.

Crisps on their own are equivalent to foreplay only and not the wholesome feeling of full on lovemaking and the end product of feeling truly satisfied, like crisps on buttered bread does.

Your sex life is toast and your bell end is probably crusty.

 

[natinnam]

a kids sarnie. no grown adult should be having crisps sarnies.

WTF ! I must still be a kid, cannot beat a good crisp sarnie, at any age.

 

[gegsongegsonlegs]

If you have two slices laying down side by side on a bench ready to butter, you would look at one and think 'Bread', then look at the other and think 'Bread', hence! Bread bread.

Excellent effort but I'm not sure you're getting away with it mate

 

[Slippery Jim]

Only ever had crisp sarnies as a kid and even then only accompanied by PEK Chopped Pork.

We must have been dead posh!

 

[iPabs]

a kids sarnie. no grown adult should be having crisps sarnies.

Catch me outside mate. Nonsense post.

 

[bobpc30]

WTF ! I must still be a kid, cannot beat a good crisp sarnie, at any age.

You must be.

 

[zwartekat]

While there nowt wrang with a crisp sarnie TB seems to have gone into suspended animation at about age 17.

 

[MackneyHackem]

OP is a crisp nonce.

 

[ilovehorswill]

Just had a packet of crisps and realised I had nee bread. Eating them did not feel the same without bread and butter, no proper melting in your mouth juiciness and feeling it's hitting the spot properly. Never bother with crisps unless I have bread and butter usually.

Wahey! A tb thread that descend into cringey poems about sex

Crisps on their own are equivalent to foreplay only and not the wholesome feeling of full on lovemaking and the end product of feeling truly satisfied, like crisps on buttered bread does.

 

[Roker Mackem]

Anyone tried the Seabrooks Wickerman crisps? Sensational stuff

 

[FishburnMackem]

Are we talking white bread? Best of both? Or even Nutty bread!?

 

[itscoldinhere]

Just had a packet of crisps and realised I had nee bread. Eating them did not feel the same without bread and butter, no proper melting in your mouth juiciness and feeling it's hitting the spot properly. Never bother with crisps unless I have bread and butter usually.

Crisps on their own are equivalent to foreplay only and not the wholesome feeling of full on lovemaking and the end product of feeling truly satisfied, like crisps on buttered bread does.

Buy some proper.food you tight fuck

a kids sarnie. no grown adult should be having crisps sarnies.

This

 

[TopCat]

Just had a packet of crisps and realised I had nee bread. Eating them did not feel the same without bread and butter, no proper melting in your mouth juiciness and feeling it's hitting the spot properly. Never bother with crisps unless I have bread and butter usually.

Crisps on their own are equivalent to foreplay only and not the wholesome feeling of full on lovemaking and the end product of feeling truly satisfied, like crisps on buttered bread does.

Scratter

 

[Typhoonftm]

Walkers S&V on cheap white bread, lathered in salty butter, is one of life's pleasures.

 

[Chal]

Just had a cracking crisp sarnie. 2 flavours and 3 slices of bread with lashings of butter

 

[Boinger]

a kids sarnie. no grown adult should be having crisps sarnies.

Mental.

Walkers S&V on cheap white bread, lathered in salty butter, is one of life's pleasures.

This man knows the score.