Cricket

[ProfessionalMackem]

I'm not your Marra, and couldn't be more right regarding cricket. It's an appalling spectacle that ruins my summer.

Put yer tampon down for a second and think how a sport that is revered by so many actully spoils your summer you drama queen.

 

[dangermows]

I'm not your Marra, and couldn't be more right regarding cricket. It's an appalling spectacle that ruins my summer.

That's disappointing marra.

Put yer tampon down for a second and think how a sport that is revered by so many actully spoils your summer you drama queen.

Lost. Completely lost. Love the avatar but you are a f***ing clonk when it comes to your views on cricket. It's f***ing brilliant. People who dislike cricket are one or all of the following

Thick as fuck
Social retards
Soft shites who are scared of the ball but wont admit it
Been bowled by a lass or bowled a ball thats been hit for six by a lass
Scared of sports that require a modicum of intelligence
Have the attention span of a bluebottle

Tremendous

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Some of the bowling and batting bit is ok but the other 90% of the time is boring shit.
About as much excitement as curling.

 

[Helmerroids]

Proper mans sport, not for pussies, or the modern day footballer - imagine cricketers feigning injury the way they do.

 

[Skrabble]

Lost. Completely lost. Love the avatar but you are a f***ing clonk when it comes to your views on cricket. It's f***ing brilliant. People who dislike cricket are one or all of the following

Thick as fuck
Social retards
Soft shites who are scared of the ball but wont admit it
Been bowled by a lass or bowled a ball thats been hit for six by a lass
Scared of sports that require a modicum of intelligence
Have the attention span of a bluebottle

This, especially the scared of the ball, intelligence and attention span parts.

 

[Royal 8er]

I'm not your Marra, and couldn't be more right regarding cricket. It's an appalling spectacle that ruins my summer.

As you get old many things become annoying.
Just go for a lie down.

 

[---Nemo---]

Poor bairn, he's as thick as a pork d

I'm not your Marra, and couldn't be more right regarding cricket. It's an appalling spectacle that ruins my summer.

 

[Porridge]

I'm not your Marra, and couldn't be more right regarding cricket. It's an appalling spectacle that ruins my summer.

The only thing ruining your summer is you choosing to watch or comment on something you don't like. Odd behaviour if you ask me

 

[10 Gary Rowells]

Test cricket is the king of sport.

Yes, I love Test Cricket. Maybe doesn't fit the modern disposable world but probably all the better for it.

 

[LD19SAFC]

Nowt wrong with cricket

 

[Deleted member 37549]

Test cricket is the king of sport.

This ^. Sorts the men out from the boys, takes such a mental and physical toll on the players. And those games where they play for 5 days but the outcome can depend on the last ball, tremendous.

 

[Jasper]

Nothing can beat a good test series.

This ^. Sorts the men out from the boys, takes such a mental and physical toll on the players. And those games where they play for 5 days but the outcome can depend on the last ball, tremendous.

Ashes 2005 man, what a series. As good as Sky's coverage is, worst thing they did was take it off terrestrial tv after that.

 

[Beaker]

Lost. Completely lost. Love the avatar but you are a f***ing clonk when it comes to your views on cricket. It's f***ing brilliant. People who dislike cricket are one or all of the following

Thick as fuck
Social retards
Soft shites who are scared of the ball but wont admit it
Been bowled by a lass or bowled a ball thats been hit for six by a lass
Scared of sports that require a modicum of intelligence
Have the attention span of a bluebottle

Love it when lads call Cricket a puffs sport, but then cower like a scared bairn when a little red ball comes whizzing toward them at any kind of pace

 

[niknak_123]

Can't beat a bit TMS on the wireless sat in the sun

 

[dafunk2]

No matter how they try to dress it up. Its still shit isnt it?

A Sky Sports channel dedicated to it would suggest not

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Imagine being in the Navy

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

To be fair, cricket has about the same action to nowt happening ratio as fishing.
Needs the yanks to change the rules to liven the fucker up.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Imagine being in the Navy

And wearing a denim waitcoast while listening to a 20 minute Gary Moore guitar solo.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

And wearing a denim waitcoast while listening to a 20 minute Gary Moore guitar solo.

 

[nyron4england]

there is nothing better than giving up a whole day to play cricket IMO. love honing my technique on my front foot defensive

also, the bloke who said cricket ruins his summer obviously wanks off guinea pigs in his spare time.