Abu Dhabi Red and White
Striker
Sailors do often wait for the coast (to be clear).And wearing a denim waitcoast while listening to a 20 minute Gary Moore guitar solo.
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Imagine being a boat for months on end with just a bunch of blokes for company
SAFC2403
Striker
Spot on.Love it when lads call Cricket a puffs sport, but then cower like a scared bairn when a little red ball comes whizzing toward them at any kind of pace
get fucked you heathen.
anotherfinemessi
Midfield
I'm not so sure about it's popularity these days.
I read a cricket blog a couple of years ago (can't remember what it was called, but named after a fielding position), and they were on about the demise of county cricket. They had the figures for the previous seasons attendance and they worked out that more people watched Stoke at home in a season than watched the whole of county cricket in a year.
pavarotti1980
Striker
You are right county cricket doesnt have the pull of international cricket. Most test matches will have large crowds (with the exception of Durham who were fcuked over by the ECB)
Tadger
Striker
I'd rather watch a week long test match between Canada and the Scotch than read one of your lifting threads, mind.
dangermows
Striker
Imagine being a bloke and not liking test cricket
Absolutely love a good leave myself
there is nothing better than giving up a whole day to play cricket IMO. love honing my technique on my front foot defensive
also, the bloke who said cricket ruins his summer obviously wanks off guinea pigs in his spare time.
Absolutely love a good leave myself
nyron4england
Striker
completely agree. my favourite is when it is going miles outside off stump, you step forward as if to play a front foot cover drive and last minute pull the bat away to the left (if right handed) and let it sail through for the wide.Imagine being a bloke and not liking test cricket
Absolutely love a good leave myself
dangermows
Striker
completely agree. my favourite is when it is going miles outside off stump, you step forward as if to play a front foot cover drive and last minute pull the bat away to the left (if right handed) and let it sail through for the wide.
Or even better when you get the bowler to sack off his delivery just as he gets to full pelt, cos something caught your eye in the crowd
nyron4england
Striker
ahahah yeah. or when the bowler starts to build some pressure so between every ball you step away from the wicket to 'view the field'
Or even better when you get the bowler to sack off his delivery just as he gets to full pelt, cos something caught your eye in the crowd
Billy Rocket
Winger
And it's about to become a whole lot better.
Apparently they just do wrestling in the navy. The OP will only watch sports where there is physical contact
Billy Rocket
Winger
TBF if I was being bummed all day I'd probably want something livelier than cricket on, to take my mind of it.
Kent_Mackem
Striker
there is nothing better than giving up a whole day to play cricket IMO. love honing my technique on my front foot defensive
also, the bloke who said cricket ruins his summer obviously wanks off guinea pigs in his spare time.
Sucks them off as well
I heard that the OP always insisted on eating at the captains table
You must be listening to Talk (absolute) Shite though. Irani wouldn't get air time on TMS he's a bell end.
niknak_123
Striker
And it's about to become a whole lot better.
Hope you're not referring to Blowers leaving? Only man who can talk for 30 minutes about a pigeon in the sky. TMS will miss him
SAFC2403
Striker
TMS has always been about the ability of the commentators to talk about whats not going on for me. Blowers talking about pigeons, buses etc is what makes it what it is. Nowt better than a drive on a day when there's a test match on. I once made the mrs listen to the ashes for a full day during a drive to Devon. She f***ing hated me for it but i loved it!!
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