Cow shot dead in newcastle

[black cat in france]

Story needs beefing up a bit.

 

[CPK1979]

Rafa should have got his bullfighting kit out the loft

He be busy tonight, steaks on the menu

How dairy!

Bantz

 

[black cat in france]

OOhh La Vache.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

They're making a film about the cow's escape, capture, and tragic demise at the hands of the authorities - "Cry Friesian!"

 

[MackemBob]

Goodbye, Wallsend Cow

Elton John?

 

[sima-hebburn]

its not funny that cow could have been on my plate on sunday

 

[td586]

could they not have dealt with this,more fittingly?

put a saddle on it and got a mag,to punch it unconscious?

 

[black cat in france]

Jumped over the moon and a little dog laughed.

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

its not funny that cow could have been on my plate on sunday

It still could be

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Milking these puns lads...

 

[CatRyan]

It behooves me to comment here, if only so people don't say Cat'tle be pleased Cowvalio has been killed

 

[Johnap]

I have just herd about this. Apparently Desperate Dan is on his way for tea.

 

[PTR]

Black armband on players. Whyeye man in greiving. A Mock funeral. A Candlelit vigil outside the famous gates. Bedsheets with messages of support at matches. Two minutes applause for a years worth of matches. A protest shouting at the butchers and the police station. Withdrawal of the no.9 shirt, a random apostrophe introduced to the word Bovin'e. A two hour segment with dawn and a pull out special in the chronicle.

f***ing hell, don't mention the funeral (don't ask!!)

 

[cornish mackem]

Should of shooed it using their horns?

 

[Fred Secrets]

First time I've ever heard of a pig killing a cow.

 

[Keawyeds]

Need better gates and sharper saws/axes.
This shit wouldn't happen in Westhoughton...

 

[CatRyan]

First time I've ever heard of a pig killing a cow.

I believe there were trials of pigs but not sure if it was for bovicide

 

[MackneyHackem]

Moocastle lol

 

[knarfw]

Bit harsh, it was only trying to get to the udder side.

 

[CatRyan]

They're making a film about the cow's escape, capture, and tragic demise at the hands of the authorities - "Cry Friesian!"

good

so good I'd chuck you a b'ung, u late with the punchline there though pal