Cow shot dead in newcastle

[knarfw]

Didn't realize the police could count past two, must have used a cowculator.

 

[vinegar hill]

Black armband on players. Whyeye man in greiving. A Mock funeral. A Candlelit vigil outside the famous gates. Bedsheets with messages of support at matches. Two minutes applause for a years worth of matches. A protest shouting at the butchers and the police station. Withdrawal of the no.9 shirt, a random apostrophe introduced to the word Bovin'e. A two hour segment with dawn and a pull out special in the chronicle.

Plus a boycowt

 

[zwartekat]

Police needed to make a decision on the hoof.

 

[Kenna]

Primed for trouble this.

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

They were going to risk letting it go over the overpass but the steaks were too high

 

[knarfw]

Some right cowmedians on here today.

 

[look out piano]

Was the cow packing like ? did it have beef with the cops ? the story really mooved me btw .

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Some very cheesy puns on here mind

 

[Morse]

I thought this thread was going to be about some fat mag gorgon in the Bigg Market being put out of everyone’s misery.

 

[Colbert]

Steer clear of Newcastle then

 

[superdougle]

Rafa should have got his bullfighting kit out the loft

Was Rafa that saved the other three, Mike Ashley was the custodian of the final cow, worra bastad

 

[sima-hebburn]

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[Deleted member 30853]

love to shoot em and not give a chance, on a field at 9pm



Cow shot dead by armed police in Newcastle

A cow has been shot dead by armed police after escaping onto the Central Motorway in Newcastle.

Police officers were called to the Central Motorway in the Cowgate area on Wednesday at around 9pm after four cows were found loose on the road.

Three of the cows were brought back to safety but a fourth was found to be "distressed" on a field next to the motorway.

Why am I minded of the story told on here about the student prank with a cow at Newcastle University's Castle Leases halls of residence?

The story goes that some students decided to take a cow off the moors and stick it in their mate's dormitory.

They got the cow into the lift, only for it to get stuck then have a heart attack and die.

The fire brigade had to be called to remove the cow's body.

They then had to chop the body up to remove it from the lift.

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No, the poor horse will be punched. It is Newcastle.