Comedians that just arent funny

[lenshack]

Offhand I can't think of one of today's dismal shower I'd give house room to.
Sadly the great natural old school comedians are mostly long gone,
but I'd still prefer to listen to one of their recordings for the hundredth time,
than waste my time on today's pathetic offerings.

 

[The Great MES]

Any of the Russell comedians

 

[Arkle]

I think 'arkle' may be challenging Lenny Henry ........

But I'm funnier than Vic Reeves, Bill Hicks and a box of Garth Crooks "pull my head" puppets combined...

 

[lenshack]

Any of the Russell comedians

Jack Russells ?

 

[zwartekat]

Well, you're about as funny as my childhood stuffed purple rabbit Gorrigock, who was by far the most serious of my childhood stuffed toys.

I would buy the video.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Well, you're about as funny as my childhood stuffed purple rabbit Gorrigock, who was by far the most serious of my childhood stuffed toys.

I've got news for you. Your dog used to sneak into your room and fuck Gorrigock while you were sleeping

 

[Le Chuck]

Gina Yashere

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

@Barnacle Boy
@muggboots

 

[Ashley In!!]

Paddy McGuinness.

 

[Lukas73]

Dara O'Briain's quite funny, usually.

I meant Andy Parsons...
Couldn't remember the fucker's name!

 

[Cockney Mackem]

the great natural old school comedians

What a great euphemism

 

[Arkle]

I've got news for you. Your dog used to sneak into your room and fuck Gorrigock while you were sleeping

I doubt it. The only dog I've ever owned was a lesbian.

 

[Another Everton Fan]

I could name you more unfunny male comedians than I could female.

The female ones in the limelight are shite imo but it's a numbers game, I think.

 

[Arkle]

I meant Andy Parsons...
Couldn't remember the fucker's name!

He is dreadful... and, I knew that was who you meant...

 

[Cockney Mackem]

I doubt it. The only dog I've ever owned was a lesbian.

I think it's pronounced "lhasa apso" mate

 

[Son of Stan]

But I'm funnier than Vic Reeves, Bill Hicks and a box of Garth Crooks "pull my head" puppets combined...

Vic Reeves. Never got what that was all about. People going around muttering daft catchphrases etc. I always used to say I could have done a sponsored 'you don't make me laugh' and sit in a room with Reeves and Mortimer...the charities would have been quids in.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I used to be really funny but I'm taking a break.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Female comedians tend to get away with 'being comedians' as long as they are fat and make jokes about it

Oh fuck off.

Tommy Hanley.

 

[Arkle]

I think it's pronounced "lhasa apso" mate

You just made laugh... partly because our shithouse next door neighours in my late teens had a lhasa apso (or a shih tzu).

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Vic Reeves. Never got what that was all about. People going around muttering daft catchphrases etc. I always used to say I could have done a sponsored 'you don't make me laugh' and sit in a room with Reeves and Mortimer...the charities would have been quids in.

I would pay for a solid hour of Vic rubbing his knees at you

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