Christmas Dinner meats

[Butcher's Coat]

Swan

Tastes a bit like owl.

 

[Jon Dough]

You hunting it yourself?

I do shoot yes mate, but going to get this from a friend who has quite a bit of stalking ground and offered me Christmas venison.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Think I'll do a hank and take a huff that someone else started a Christmas food thread.

 

[look out piano]

I won't be having any unless I can find somewhere local that are doing deliveries, I really cant be chewed with the expense, waste and faff / time just to make one for myself. So if anyone knows of any in Washington, give me a shout.

 

[Old Prestonian]

I won't be having any unless I can find somewhere local that are doing deliveries, I really cant be chewed with the expense, waste and faff / time just to make one for myself. So if anyone knows of any in Washington, give me a shout.

It's just a f***ing roast dinner with a couple of extras. Get yourself a chicken in if you don't want waste.

 

[Dennis]

I won't be having any unless I can find somewhere local that are doing deliveries, I really cant be chewed with the expense, waste and faff / time just to make one for myself. So if anyone knows of any in Washington, give me a shout.

No local pubs delivering or takeaways? No recommendations as I'm in Boldon but a few pubs round here are doing deliveries or takeaways, considering it myself

 

[Roaring Chubby]

I won't be having any unless I can find somewhere local that are doing deliveries, I really cant be chewed with the expense, waste and faff / time just to make one for myself. So if anyone knows of any in Washington, give me a shout.

For one person, I’d have a selection of nice pre prepared canapés and get absolutely leathered in front of the TV

 

[look out piano]

It's just a f***ing roast dinner with a couple of extras. Get yourself a chicken in if you don't want waste.

I really don't want the chew on, and I cant fuck about with chicken as meat on the bone makes me ill.

No local pubs delivering or takeaways? No recommendations as I'm in Boldon but a few pubs round here are doing deliveries or takeaways, considering it myself

I'm going to put the feelers out, I'm sure there will be somewhere doing it.

For one person, I’d have a selection of nice pre prepared canapés and get absolutely leathered in front of the TV

I'll be doing that anarl for tea man, but I really want a roast Christmas dinner (my last proper one was last Christmas ffs).

 

[Old Prestonian]

I really don't want the chew on, and I cant fuck about with chicken as meat on the bone makes me ill.

No meat on the bone must be extremely limiting. I don't eat much meat which isn't on the bone but it doesn't stop you cooking a boneless chicken breast and having it with all the trimmings.

 

[look out piano]

No meat on the bone must be extremely limiting. I don't eat much meat which isn't on the bone but it doesn't stop you cooking a boneless chicken breast and having it with all the trimmings.

I'm a bland cook fella, it would be bland as hell as I'd not put the effort in just for myself. I'll find somewhere or someone that might be able to knock me a plate up of non bland fayre with all the trimmings.

 

[Old Prestonian]

I'm a bland cook fella, it would be bland as hell as I'd not put the effort in just for myself. I'll find somewhere or someone that might be able to knock me a plate up of non bland fayre with all the trimmings.

You can't get much more bland than a bit of chicken.

 

[look out piano]

You can't get much more bland than a bit of chicken.

That's why I'd be hoping for juicy turkey or ham man

 

[Old Prestonian]

That's why I'd be hoping for juicy turkey or ham man

So you're a bland cook but don't want bland food?

 

[look out piano]

So you're a bland cook but don't want bland food?

There are far better cooks than me man, if I'm paying for a Christmas dinner I'd be expecting decent quality. I can cook well when I want to, but I'm not going to a lot of expense and effort just for myself.

 

[Old Prestonian]

There are far better cooks than me man, if I'm paying for a Christmas dinner I'd be expecting decent quality. I can cook well when I want to, but I'm not going to a lot of expense and effort just for myself.

I just don't get it as I'm a distinctly below average cook but I'd rather cook a bit of a roast dinner myself than pay 10x the price for something which I have no quality control over.

 

[look out piano]

I just don't get it as I'm a distinctly below average cook but I'd rather cook a bit of a roast dinner myself than pay 10x the price for something which I have no quality control over.

Aye I guess.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Anyone not answering turkey needs to have a long hard look at themselves like

 

[Roaring Chubby]

There are far better cooks than me man, if I'm paying for a Christmas dinner I'd be expecting decent quality. I can cook well when I want to, but I'm not going to a lot of expense and effort just for myself.

how about a small gammon (boiled in coke finished in oven), a few roasties, couple of veg. Two hours tops for one, less than a tenner.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

how about a small gammon (boiled in coke finished in oven), a few roasties, couple of veg. Two hours tops for one, less than a tenner.

Sounds lovely. Apart from the obvious turkey omission

 

[Dennis]

Sounds lovely. Apart from the obvious turkey omission

Turkey is shite