Chinese rocket out of control reet now. Expected to hit earth in....

riffraff

Striker
.....about a week.
The rocket scientists don’t know where it’s gonna land but their last one of this type that turned rogue hit the Ivory Coast damaging buildings. The RS types reckon itll be six hours or so from re entry to hitting the earths surface. They can’t as yet predict where. The earths surface is 71% water apparently......which is probably no consolation if you’re a sailor. Though I’d imagine Ivorian fisherman won’t have much of a sweat on. I’m not planning on flying anywhere for a while anyway but I’m gonna fill the car up.
Itll take our minds off the playoffs for a spell at least.
 


Durhamish

Central Defender
Hopefully it will land near Bloomfield Road.
The only way we will beat Blackpool over 2 legs is it half the team have been wiped out by a rouge Chinese rocket
 
Causing some bother these lot....
I watched a programme where the Americans thought the Chinese had took a satellite out, it disintegrated.

When they did a full investigation one of the programmers had ballsed up and when a booster ignited it sent it into a spin that destroyed it.

The Yanks have plenty to answer to, they’re probably the most paranoid country on the planet and one of the most dangerous in my opinion.
 

Qwerty

Striker
.....about a week.
The rocket scientists don’t know where it’s gonna land but their last one of this type that turned rogue hit the Ivory Coast damaging buildings. The RS types reckon itll be six hours or so from re entry to hitting the earths surface. They can’t as yet predict where. The earths surface is 71% water apparently......which is probably no consolation if you’re a sailor. Though I’d imagine Ivorian fisherman won’t have much of a sweat on. I’m not planning on flying anywhere for a while anyway but I’m gonna fill the car up.
Itll take our minds off the playoffs for a spell at least.
Should link it to the 'what will kill mankind' thread.
 

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