Chinese rocket out of control reet now. Expected to hit earth in....

.....about a week.
The rocket scientists don’t know where it’s gonna land but their last one of this type that turned rogue hit the Ivory Coast damaging buildings. The RS types reckon itll be six hours or so from re entry to hitting the earths surface. They can’t as yet predict where. The earths surface is 71% water apparently......which is probably no consolation if you’re a sailor. Though I’d imagine Ivorian fisherman won’t have much of a sweat on. I’m not planning on flying anywhere for a while anyway but I’m gonna fill the car up.
Itll take our minds off the playoffs for a spell at least.

Making sure the motor is full of fuel ready for a rocket hitting earth seems like a solid plan!

I wonder what it is carrying ?