Can you do me a favour?

[Barnacle Boy]

I feel sorry for this imaginary lass

Imagine (oh the irony) having the OP as your only imaginary friend

This

You tried to slip her an imaginary finger didn't you

Tidied

 

[Lambchops]

And not a single request for pics.

I am disgusted.

Walt Disney is dead marra

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Then just continue ignoring her as normal. I really don't see the problem.

Its the only option I've got really I'm just a bit gob smacked.

 

[Slippery Jim]

Its the only option I've got really I'm just a bit gob smacked.

If she's smacked you in the gob thats a different matter. Kick her in the clunge.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Fuck her off, it sounds like she only wants you for your body.

 

[zwartekat]

The paranoia is strong in these 2.

And yet.........justified.

 

[Dagzd1973]

You tried to slip her a finger didn't you

I arnly said "hello, how have you been?". Not very well apparently.

 

[Junior Birdman]

I bumped into a lass that I hadn't seen in 5 years and she had a nervous breakdown in the street, started screaming about depression and how nobody gave a fuck about her. I tried to sympathise, talk, reassure her etc put her in a taxi but she almost became violent so I just turned and walked away. I was obviously the thing making her angry so decided it best if I just fucked off. My lass at the time contacted her the next day and she was fine, just prone to the odd mental breakdown apparently.

People are weird.

Maybe she was having a breakdown because no one would collect a parcel for her.

 

[2 footed challenge]

So are you the only one she knows who has a car? It sounds like she's taking the piss, tell her to get fucked unless that's what she wants

 

[the boot]

No mate she's a wad'nt unless pissed.

Well ya should have said yes and as a payback for her to get ya pissed then ya could slice her.

 

[Goat Eyes]

No mate she's a wad'nt unless pissed.

That means a wadn’t full stop for someone like me.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

That means a wadn’t full stop for someone like me.

She looks a bit like your avatar actually.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

That actually crossed my mind but its a wad'nt from me (well probably if i was pissed)


Its going to be awkward if we see each other when out and about.

Awkward is not terminal mate. She started it.

 

[Typhoonftm]

I feel sorry for this imaginary lass

Imagine (oh the irony) having the OP as your only imaginary friend

She might be an ex page 3 girl from the 80's.

 

[Lord Potts]

Sever all of your ties with your immediate family and friends, quit you current job, change your name and move to Peterlee. It's the only solution I know of in this type of case.l

 

[Goat Eyes]

Sever all of your ties with your immediate family and friends, quit you current job, change your name and move to Peterlee. It's the only solution I know of in this type of case.l

So just crack on as he is.