"Brave as a Lion"

[Dave Hosselhaff]

So said Don Goodman today about our keeper.

Surely lions aren't that brave? They stand 5 foot tall and have massive teeth and claws and can't even be arsed to be that fast.

Brave as a mountain goat more like.

 

[Dennis]

So said Don Goodman today about our keeper.

Surely lions aren't that brave? They stand 5 foot tall and have massive teeth and claws and can't even be arsed to be that fast.

Brave as a mountain goat more like.

Thought the exact same thing myself when he said it ...

 

[tunstall birdman]

I once was very close to getting my arm ripped off by a Lion.

 

[Arkle]

I once was very close to getting my arm ripped off by a Lion.

Tunstall wingless Birdman?

 

[Rhubarb]

He would defo chin a Lion like

 

[tunstall birdman]

Tunstall wingless Birdman?

Aye, my wanking wing anarl it was, that nearly got ripped off. It was at Lambton Lion Park.

 

[Arkle]

Aye, my wanking wing anarl it was, that nearly got ripped off. It was at Lambton Lion Park.

Phrase of the day!

 

[cluffy]

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Aye, my wanking wing anarl it was, that nearly got ripped off. It was at Lambton Lion Park.

It wasn't going to be by a toothless gibbon TBF mate

 

[tunstall birdman]

Phrase of the day!

Flapping and frapping.

 

[heroesof73]

So said Don Goodman today about our keeper.

Surely lions aren't that brave? They stand 5 foot tall and have massive teeth and claws and can't even be arsed to be that fast.

Brave as a mountain goat more like.

Braver than the fuckas we have had last 2 seasons for sure!
More competent anarl even if 1 hand was tied behind his back

 

[tunstall birdman]

It wasn't going to be by a toothless gibbon TBF mate

I would not go near a funky Gibbon.

 

[ARs biscuit]

Aye, my wanking wing anarl it was, that nearly got ripped off. It was at Lambton Lion Park.

Thank the lord the wanking spanner was saved. But heyzuess, lampton lion park!! The lion would have probably gummed you to death they were ancient.
I love how that place was pre health and safety, nee wonder the locals eat deer round that way

 

[Arkle]

I would not go near a funky Gibbon.

An aroused macaque?

 

[tunstall birdman]

An aroused macaque?

Mind, it's(Female of course) little hands would make my cock look massive, thinking about it.

 

[ARs biscuit]

Plus, you've only got to say, stay out of macaque out loud for it to be funny

 

[dom]

Flapping and frapping.

I love this place!

 

[tunstall birdman]

I love this place!

 

[The Hesford Diet]

So last season he was a Braveheart.

 

[SAFCOldie]

So said Don Goodman today about our keeper.

Surely lions aren't that brave? They stand 5 foot tall and have massive teeth and claws and can't even be arsed to be that fast.

Brave as a mountain goat more like.

They are the kings my friend, they'll put up with lots of shit and then tear the shit out of it