Sam Handwich
Striker
Viz Letter Forum this shite please
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I remember jockey Jonjo O'Neill getting interviewed after winning the Cheltenham Gold Cup on Dawn Run in 1986.So said Don Goodman today about our keeper.
Surely lions aren't that brave? They stand 5 foot tall and have massive teeth and claws and can't even be arsed to be that fast.
Brave as a mountain goat more like.
Were you trying to shag it?I once was very close to getting my arm ripped off by a Lion.
Brave as a Honey Badger.So said Don Goodman today about our keeper.
Surely lions aren't that brave? They stand 5 foot tall and have massive teeth and claws and can't even be arsed to be that fast.
Brave as a mountain goat more like.
My balls hadn't even dropped then(Mind, they cracked a paving stone in half, when they did finally drop).Were you trying to shag it?
My balls hadn't even dropped then(Mind, they cracked a paving stone in half, when they did finally drop).
It looked asleep as it rested against the fence. I wandered off over from the group, stuck my arm through to stroke it it and it just turned and snapped at my arm. Lucky I was quick as fuck on the withdrawal.
The Teacher started shouting like fuck at me, angry as fuck, calling me a stupid boy.
So said Don Goodman today about our keeper.
Surely lions aren't that brave? They stand 5 foot tall and have massive teeth and claws and can't even be arsed to be that fast.
Brave as a mountain goat more like.
Yeah. Girls knew me as 'The Jump Off King'.A mantra to carry through life.
Probably just as well or you'd have launched them like a champagne cork!Yeah. Girls knew me as 'The Jump Off King'.
Put bullet holes in a canny few walls like.Probably just as well or you'd have launched them like a champagne cork!
Showering apparently.Were you trying to shag it?
Trying to karate chop it in half ???I once was very close to getting my arm ripped off by a Lion.
I used to knock about with a lad who was 6'3" by the age of 15 and built like a brick shithouse. He was soft as shiteSo said Don Goodman today about our keeper.
Surely lions aren't that brave? They stand 5 foot tall and have massive teeth and claws and can't even be arsed to be that fast.
Brave as a mountain goat more like.