the dark one
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Ya fucked if he catches you unawares mind. Could talk a glass eye to sleep. Great crack though.wouldnt like a clip off him like..
Borneo Bistro
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Orange Leaf been going since 1992 according to ad on the side of the building.
Got some class Bobby stories going back years. No chance I'm putting them on here though.Ya fucked if he catches you unawares mind. Could talk a glass eye to sleep. Great crack though.wouldnt like a clip off him like..
JAZZMANB
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Both built using this giant matches you get
Butcher's Coat
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A gob shite in the pub at dinner time was telling his mate that there was a "cannabis farm" in the loft space above Borneo's. The cause of the fire was dodgy wiring
As I say he was a gob shite and this will probably be idle gossip.
As I say he was a gob shite and this will probably be idle gossip.
It was single story wasn't it?
Butcher's Coat
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It was single story wasn't it?
Aye.
But was there not a slanty type roof on the building?
Aye but like a garage roof. It must have been Snow White's crew who were growing it.
Butcher's Coat
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As I say - this gadgey was a gob shite so probably he was spouting shite
I'm sure the fact that all the Firemen and Police were laughing their heads off and a massive crowd of stoners had appeared like shabbily attired zombies shouting 'Doritos' would have been a massive giveaway.
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the dark one
Winger
Hi ho.
She is, aye.
itscoldinhere
Winger
The electric board where in attendance like
Typhoonftm
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Used to have trouble getting out some times, so just started eating in.Ya fucked if he catches you unawares mind. Could talk a glass eye to sleep. Great crack though.wouldnt like a clip off him like..
Was quite a big roof on the carpet shop iirc?
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Kevsgreat
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Sat next to his missus at a wedding. You can sit next to some interesting people at weddings and this was no exception. Topper lass though, hope they get going again soon.
Goat Eyes
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She's very passionate about what she does.
I've met her at a couple of cultural events and at first she took me by surprise as she is a hundred miles an hour but she's canny with it.
Two million voices
Winger
She worked with me ex a few years ago, saw her after we broke up and said you made the right choice and can do better
Then I brought me wife into Borneo and Kev said ‘much better than the last one well done’.
They could have told me that before I started going out with the silly cow (ex not wife) but funny all the same.
She worked with me ex a few years ago, saw her after we broke up and said you made the right choice and can do better
Then I brought me wife into Borneo and Kev said ‘much better than the last one well done’.
They could have told me that before I started going out with the silly cow (ex not wife) but funny all the same.
I'd never been in for a few years and I went in earlier in the year with my new bird. He said 'that's not the lass you usually come in with is it?'
Two million voices
Winger
I'd never been in for a few years and I went in earlier in the year with my new bird. He said 'that's not the lass you usually come in with is it?'
Our lass was fuming to be honest with what he said, didn’t help I laughed me head off.
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