Bloody wife again... complaining that I've ruined her birthday

[a1970man]

Thought this was going to be a joke but now feel very sorry for you

You've got no idea mate, the amount of times the phrase "Well Obviously ..." is used in our place at the start of most sentences ...

 

[joemcdokes]

You've got no idea mate, the amount of times the phrase "Well Obviously ..." is used in our place at the start of most sentences ...

Upset her for her next birthday and buy her a diet book and say that you kept asking if my bum was big, even if she didn't.