Be the club’s new kit man

[Thatheaderman]

Minimum wage but cash incentive for getting all the shit marks out of the shorts.

 

[Gazoliver]

I guess the salary is poor, as there is no salary stated. Especially once the unsocial hours, stress due to lack of kit availablity and the ongoing eternal quest to find a pair of shorts that actually fit Jack Clarke.

I imagine the players will tip them well at Christmas and maybe end of season

 

[RokerLegend]

I’d f***ing love that job but would be absolutely shit at it

 

[Twisted]

Might throw my hat In the ring and apply for It. I only want minimum wage that should get me the job KLD will love that

Are you out of work?

 

[Exapno Mapcase]

https://uk.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=737ab89eef3873f3&from=appshareios

It's been filled. Bealé has been offered it as compensation and has accepted with a promise of being able to make tea for the players.

 

[Rammstein]

Didn’t we have quite a good one?

Yeah, John Cooke did it for nearly 26 years until they made him redundant. Not Sunderland’s finest moment the way it was handled.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Is dubbin football boots on the job description?

I was a master at dubbin my dars football/Ref boots back in the late 70's, earlier 80's. I'd get the job easily.

 

[seaham ftm]

I guess the salary is poor, as there is no salary stated. Especially once the unsocial hours, stress due to lack of kit availablity and the ongoing eternal quest to find a pair of shorts that actually fit Jack Clarke.

Yep, its disgraceful when salary isn't included in job advertisements. Usually isn't included as the company hiring know its a terrible salary.

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Saw an article (daily mail so probably shit) saying the average kit man salary in this league is about 33k. We'll probably be lower than average mind

 

[CatRyan]

https://uk.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=737ab89eef3873f3&from=appshareios

whoever gets this job should just replace Beale immediately, I honestly think they would do a better job

 

[andysfootball]

Surely it should be a “ kit women “
As they are canny at doing the weshing

be hard for them to travel if we have them chained to the kitchen sink!

 

[CatRyan]

Minimum wage but cash incentive for getting all the shit marks out of the shorts.

the kit man has to undress the squad? heaven forefend

 

[Vauxie]

Required to have a degree in Sports kit science.

 

[DrewC]

Is Beales job up there yet

I am looking to apply for Speakman job

Apply if you are married more like

Exactly….We want a young single M/F pay will be minimum wage

 

[Lawrenceslongthrowin]

I thought it would just be hoy all dirty kits in bin bag, chuck in washer then lay them all out nice and neat when there’s a match on, rinse and repeat

 

[Vauxie]

I thought it would just be hoy all dirty kits in bin bag, chuck in washer then lay them all out nice and neat when there’s a match on, rinse and repeat

Darn the socks

 

[Becs]

I guess the salary is poor, as there is no salary stated. Especially once the unsocial hours, stress due to lack of kit availablity and the ongoing eternal quest to find a pair of shorts that actually fit Jack Clarke.

They never put salaries on any of the jobs.

 

[Richie K]

KLD and Speakman did a full root and branch investigation into the how badly the club has performed this season. This is what came out of it!

 

[Thatheaderman]

Ah so it was the kit man who handed the BCB over and decorated it. The bastard.

 

[Violet Club]

Wonder what happened to the lad on stid?

Fall guy for the BCB debacle after KLD’s investigation