Barry’s Bargain Superstore In Consett



There is going to be Hell on today! the A694 from Swalwell to Consett is closed at Hamsterley Mill after what the Police are calling a sinkhole destroyed the road,
I hear a rumour that the pundzombies fired an out of date Cruise Missile!
Watch out Wrekenton, Barry has a B52 on the runway at Consett International Airport.
 
I chanced my arm earlier and went into the Biggest Bestest Bargain Shop in the World, I was hoping my earlier post about "P0und1and" had gone unnoticed but it wasn't to be!
I got ignored by the head of Security, bumped by a trolly off one of Barry's wives and finally found my way blocked to the 8 for £1 Frosty Breakfast Bars by Barry himself, I did manage to get 3 bottles of Desperados for £2-99, 8 bottles of Lucozade for £2-99, the last 5 boxes of Betty Crocker American Pancake mixes for 50p a box, 3 assorted packets of Roasted Peanuts for £1 and Some Rice Krispies for £1, (proper Kelloggs ones)
I've promised never to visit either of the Sh17e Pound stores ever again, I'll need to check my receipt to see if I paid for the carrier bags.
 

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