Bacon sarnie - a special secret ‘life hack’

[Snugster]

I couldn’t if I fried.

Honey if I get speckless
Baby you're not that rind

 

[daventry cat]

Cook the bacon in the microwave

Thank me later

 

[squashjoe]

Cook the bacon in the microwave

Thank me later

So 1980's put the bacon into a ninja air fryer on max crisp. Oh and the bacon should be bacon and gammon misshapes from Home Bargains