Avril Lavigne

[GingerNick]

I think she is a bit of a danger shag....she seems slightly damaged

 

[BigPete]

I think she is a bit of a danger shag....she seems slightly damaged

Only danger be coming too fast shes still fit like, bet she would be a class shag.

 

[Biffo The Bear]

I think she is a bit of a danger shag....she seems slightly damaged

She most certainly would be...

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[Rotten Johnny]

Only danger be coming too fast shes still fit like, bet she would be a class shag.

Great minds think alike.

 

[Keawyeds]

Why have you put her first name in quotes?


Will be shit growing up with 2 loving millionaires for parents like.

Because I have no idea what she's going by this week.
She's tried to reduce herself to just "Cheryl".
No mate, you're not Cher. You're not Mealoaf. You're not Sting.
What you are, is a scrubber who just about managed to out sing the rest of your manufactured bunch and somehow is now in a position to judge other people's abilities!

 

[Mackem00]

Because I have no idea what she's going by this week.
She's tried to reduce herself to just "Cheryl".
No mate, you're not Cher. You're not Mealoaf. You're not Sting.
What you are, is a scrubber who just about managed to out sing the rest of your manufactured bunch and somehow is now in a position to judge other people's abilities!

She's always been called Cheryl.

Her baby is jammy as fuck in reality. 2 loving parents, no financial worries........

 

[BigPete]

Because I have no idea what she's going by this week.
She's tried to reduce herself to just "Cheryl".
No mate, you're not Cher. You're not Mealoaf. You're not Sting.
What you are, is a scrubber who just about managed to out sing the rest of your manufactured bunch and somehow is now in a position to judge other people's abilities!

She piss in your cornflakes like?

 

[Slow joe]

Because I have no idea what she's going by this week.
She's tried to reduce herself to just "Cheryl".
No mate, you're not Cher. You're not Mealoaf. You're not Sting.
What you are, is a scrubber who just about managed to out sing the rest of your manufactured bunch and somehow is now in a position to judge other people's abilities!

Working class girl does well for herself never seems to go down well on the SMB for some reason. Cheryl Cole seems a pretty decent human being to me.

 

[Mackem00]

Working class girl does well for herself never seems to go down well on the SMB for some reason. Cheryl Cole seems a pretty decent human being to me.

Imagine being so bitter that you go on like that over some lass you don't even know. Some pretty nasty shit that imo.

 

[Slow joe]

Imagine being so bitter that you go on like that over some lass you don't even know. Some pretty nasty shit that imo.

My favourite bit was when he complained that she was somehow in a position to judge others whilst calling her alsorts of nastiness. Seems a bit weird.

 

[BigPete]

Imagine being so bitter that you go on like that over some lass you don't even know. Some pretty nasty shit that imo.

Love to smash her back doors in mind, bet she'd be filth.

 

[Keawyeds]

She's always been called Cheryl.

Her baby is jammy as fuck in reality. 2 loving parents, no financial worries........

He'll be able to change his name too.
Little fucker's got it made

Working class girl does well for herself never seems to go down well on the SMB for some reason. Cheryl Cole seems a pretty decent human being to me.

Since when has working class girl had anything to do with it?
She's an absolute berk.

She piss in your cornflakes like?

Yes. Thankfully she was escorted away by Premier Inn security and I still had time to enjoy a full English, not drenched in piss

 

[Mackem00]

He'll be able to change his name too.
Little fucker's got it made



Since when has working class girl had anything to do with it?
She's an absolute berk.



Yes. Thankfully she was escorted away by Premier Inn security and I still had time to enjoy a full English, not drenched in piss

Little fucker? How pleasant.

 

[CollingwoodFTM]

Best toilet graffiti I ever saw

“AVRIL LAVIGNE - ITS NOT THAT COMPLICATED YOU STUPID BITCH”

I would have thought netty graffiti would have been- why do you have to go & make things so constipated?

 

[Madchester Mackem]

OP on a wind-up here.

 

[Keawyeds]

Little fucker? How pleasant.

Oh please. Get off your cross

 

[Mackem00]

Oh please. Get off your cross

Just surprised you calling an innocent child a little fucker. Seems a bit weird.

 

[Keawyeds]

Just surprised you calling an innocent child a little fucker. Seems a bit weird.

I'm going to say it's an expression.
He is after all as you rightly point out, innocent in all this.
He didn't ask to be called "Bear"

 

[Mackem00]

I'm going to say it's an expression.
He is after all as you rightly point out, innocent in all this.
He didn't ask to be called "Bear"

An expression.

 

[ouro]

You liking it is hardly the makings of a "classic" album either. What other classics would you put it up with?

I'd recommend having a good listen to 'Thriller' and 'Off The Wall' before they go the same way of 'Touch Me' and 'Silver Star' to be removed from playlists for ever more.