Australia v England, 2nd Test, 4th December 0400

[Feed the Monster]

Sort of want this to be a gargantuan collapse now to try to humiliate them into some changes.

Starting with f***ing off that twat Mc whatever he’s called.

 

[Safc98]

In 2021 we were a Joe Root team.
2025 despite all kinds of bullshit about our batting, we’re still a Joe Root team.

 

[DonaldDownTheWing]

Sort of want this to be a gargantuan collapse now to try to humiliate them into some changes.

Starting with f***ing off that twat Mc whatever he’s called.

Aye I agree. An innings defeat would force their hand, along with the ashes being over.

 

[Inside Forward]

Hope they lose by an innings.

 

[rentaghost]

If Brook had run the ball earlier Root doesn't get out next ball, just saying

At least wait until Brook’s inevitable reckless dismissal before wading in

 

[Hetty]

More time to spend with family in 5 star hotel

 

[Rokerparkpies]

We are fkn useless

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Ok so Stokes and Brook have a 150 partnership

 

[hank evans]

Have a golf competition instead of the final 3 tests

Imagine if it was for the Ashes and we find out they are absolutely shite at golf as well as cricket

 

[Rokerparkpies]

At least wait until Brook’s inevitable reckless dismissal before wading in

The worst thing is...Australia haven't had to work hard for it..that's the worrying part!!!

 

[Mr Redknapp]

We are fkn useless

nah, just being outplayed and out-thought

 

[Sea to Shining Sea]

I never expect Stokes to score runs these days.

 

[DonaldDownTheWing]

Might as well just start swinging. We’re going to lose anyway, so at least make it entertaining.

 

[ZeeZee]

Are you watching the next test already?

Catching up. Wish I hadn’t bothered.

 

[Aidan11]

We should have had Archer up the order.

 

[mackembhoy]

Sort of want this to be a gargantuan collapse now to try to humiliate them into some changes.

Starting with f***ing off that twat Mc whatever he’s called.

I was going to post something similar to this as soon as Crawley got out.

But I was like nah cmon these two. I still want to believe they've got fight.

But it's probably very silly as it will be over before tea tomorrow.

 

[ir35]

Starc is obviously a genuinely world class bowler and their one bowler who would walk into every team in world cricket. However I reckon half of the wickets he’s taken in the first two tests have been down to piss poor England shot making decision’s.
Nearly another FFS

 

[ZeeZee]

Still 50 odd to make them bat again.

 

[cooky]

Good shot selection Harry, nice and sensible.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Cannit wait to see the back of McCullum tbh. One-trick pony.