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Ashley he just divunt understand...open letter

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Anth9ftm said:
bloke started at my work last week was telling everyone to look at the open letter on the chronicle website, saying he wrote it. I've just showed him it from this link that it was wrote by a Paul Nicholson, he's now claiming he gave it to him to take the credit.
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Credit :eek: hells bells, blame shirley?
 

We are the reason the ground was full week after week in the championship

Would that have been the case had they not been at the top of the league ? - doubtful
 
To be fair, its a letter that many of us could use in our case.
The problem is that football in the top tiers has left 99% of clubs behind.
The money being thrown around has far exceded that which SKY supplies, and has now become the playground for those whose finances exceed that of countries.
Thanks SKY, you have destroyed the game we loved so much.....
 
Fuck me, it's like a game of Toon bingo. He's got them all in - every bodies second team, entertaining world football, 100,000's of fans, Rafa a master tactician of world football. What an utterly embarrassing clown shoe.

On the upside, when I feel really fucked off with our club, like I am now, I read something like that and thank my lucky stars I'm not a mag
 
Anth9ftm said:
bloke started at my work last week was telling everyone to look at the open letter on the chronicle website, saying he wrote it. I've just showed him it from this link that it was wrote by a Paul Nicholson, he's now claiming he gave it to him to take the credit.
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That is one of the saddest things that I have ever read :eek:
 
careless6365 said:
To be fair, its a letter that many of us could use in our case.
The problem is that football in the top tiers has left 99% of clubs behind.
The money being thrown around has far exceded that which SKY supplies, and has now become the playground for those whose finances exceed that of countries.
Thanks SKY, you have destroyed the game we loved so much.....
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We wouldn't put it that way at all. No Wearside nation world's favourite club etc etc. We know our place they don't get it and live in a fantasy football world the greggs munching, telephone smashing, horse fighting pricks.
 
Anth9ftm said:
bloke started at my work last week was telling everyone to look at the open letter on the chronicle website, saying he wrote it. I've just showed him it from this link that it was wrote by a Paul Nicholson, he's now claiming he gave it to him to take the credit.
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Haha what a bellend
 
Feed the Monster said:
Fuck me, it's like a game of Toon bingo. He's got them all in - every bodies second team, entertaining world football, 100,000's of fans, Rafa a master tactician of world football. What an utterly embarrassing clown shoe.

On the upside, when I feel really fucked off with our club, like I am now, I read something like that and thank my lucky stars I'm not a mag
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This
 
careless6365 said:
To be fair, its a letter that many of us could use in our case.
The problem is that football in the top tiers has left 99% of clubs behind.
The money being thrown around has far exceded that which SKY supplies, and has now become the playground for those whose finances exceed that of countries.
Thanks SKY, you have destroyed the game we loved so much.....
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That is the sad thing. Ashley could put in a massive load of money and where could it get them? 8th? From the business point of view there is just not the return on investment. Unless you can boost funds by buying low, selling high and still maintaining an average mid-table position (like Southampton) then it makes financial sense to aim for 15th. Get the massive TV money but do not stretch your finances too much.

The post above yours said "If he put in half a billion we could rival Man U". Prices have got so silly that half a billion gets you 4 truely world class players and god knows how you will afford the wages.
 
Arcas Left Peg said:
This is the best Gravy Bingo I've ever seen. It has to be a windup, surely?

Aye. Mes que un pasty.
When the fuck have you won anything? And I'm not counting a certificate that your manager didn't even know you'd won, you fuckwits.
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How about that time you drew 1-1 with Forest? I'm sure he'd love it, LOVE IT, if you told him that one.
Did he? On his own? Fuck me, that's a well paying paper round.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, absolutely. Apart from, you know, every other club in football who'd seen how he'd failed at his last three jobs, passed on him, and he ended up with you jokers because he had nowhere else to go.
Those particular players being a left back (Colback is above average there - he's shit in midfield but decent as a fullback), a keeper (Tim Krul got bizzarely relegated to fourth choice then sent on loan) or striker (I love seeing Mitrovich's face sat on the bench wondering exactly what he's done wrong)
Just can't help yourself. WUR A MASSIVE CLURB AND DESURVE UUROPE LIKE
Didn't notice too many complaints when it was Wonga, despite being vastly more reprehensible. Bet you've got at least one shirt advertising semi-legal loan sharks, if you can see the sponsor under all the gravystains.
He said that your Lord and Saviour St Rafa the Infallible might have to get rid of some of the shit he'd signed on five year contracts and stupid wages he'd wanked all the cash on before he could have any shiny new toys.
The money that stopped you going bust. For fuck's sake, he's the best thing that ever happened to you twats.
Fuck off.
Yeah, but you don't. Every single one of you, on every continent on the planet, is draped head to toe in that shit. Which, again, frequently also advertises horrible loan sharks.
Plump to fat to obese to spherical?
That's because you're laughable.
Always.
Dear God. "Hi, I'm Lee. Could you tell me how hard you would like your hoop licked, Mr Benitez?"
NO AWAY FANS ALLOWED AT THE LANDFILL
Phone boxes, fake funerals, horse punching...you should be OK though because we're not about this season to fuck you AGAIN and let you smash your own city centre up.
Nothing to do with the money. No sir.
I'm confused. I thought you hated Sports Direct?
BOYCOUTT!!!!!

Even I'm bored after all that. What a pair of fuckwits we both are, Paul Nicholson. You mag twat.
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Fancy writing an open letter based around this post?

Just to give both sides of the argument, you could be a mag embarrassed that the chronicle posted that initial open letter

God like status awaits
 
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