Yes, as a few people are saying, the whole moving people up the order and around is not ideal. We've been round the houses a lot and there are still people saying - no, round pegs for round holes. But who? The selectors have given people plenty of chances - Robson, Lyth, Vince (countless times), Ballance (a few times), Hales, Stoneman, Jennings (twice), Hameed, Burns, Denly - absolutely nobody is putting their hands up and saying "I'll do it". And now, the mainstay throughout that whole era, Cook has sacked it off too.
I prefer Root at four. I prefer Roy at three - which is where he has batted most recently at red ball level. I am not particularly worried about him, I think he has the mentality and technique to succeed. His technique has flaws - going too hard at the ball - but that can be worked around. It's not a disastrous flaw balanced by the fact he plays pace well, can deal with short stuff, and can leave on line and length. Unlike Bairstow and Hales, he doesn't play across the line, show his stumps or have a big swooshy backlift - his one day technique is actually pretty orthodox other than thrashing hard at the ball. He has less technical things to smooth out than most ODI specialists - and if he plays religiously straight until he's made about 25 then I think he can be a real player in this format. But he's a three for me.
Of England's middle order options, I think only really Stokes and Curran could feasibly, based on technique alone, bat higher than five in tests. And I don't think Stokes should be moved because we need an all-round contribution from him. Foakes too, has good technique and could come in as high as four perhaps, but I don't know.
Therefore, of the madcap options, the only one I'd countenance - and I think it's worth considering, I actually do - as a mad from leftfield option is getting Curran in the top three. The lad will never make an out and out bowler for me - you can't be bowling at 75mph when you're 5ft 9 - it only works if you've got height and bounce too. Making him open in the Ashes is mad, so I think we'll have Roy up there, with Root at three - but why not try him at four and see what happens? I think he could be a test match batsman if he focuses on that. Remember, Steve Smith was originally a bowler, and Stuart Broad a batsman at his age - and they turned out ok.
Still leaves a top-order player short like - we'll have to go with Burns for now. I think we'll be sending for Sibley soon though and hoping. f***ing Hameed man, he was supposed to come through - wtf happened there.
He did aye. And the Indian seam attack is pretty tasty these days too - I would say that Shami and Bumrah are the best new ball pairing in the world.