As it's Black Eye Friday - Pun Competition

Status
Not open for further replies.
Driving Drunk for Christmas - Chris Rea

Well somebody might die.

A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the vodka. Not a good idea.

Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from....
 


12 roid heads battling
11 bouncers boxing
10 slappers spewing
9 shitheads fighting
8 charvers screaming
7 slags a noshing
6 dick heads drooling
5 broken chins
4 black eyes
3 split heads
2 lost teeth
and a night in the infirmary.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Back
Top