As it's Black Eye Friday - Pun Competition



Headbutts flying from an argument
Jackets ripped and torn you know
Yuletide vomit being sung by a choir
And folks bandaged up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a turkey on crack and mistletoe (and other weed)
Help to start the season fight
Tiny men with their eyes raged land a blow
Will find it hard to behave tonight

They know the Policeman's on his way
He's loaded with handcuffs and pepperspray
And every bouncer is gona be high
To see if they can make their punters duck and fly

So I'm offering simpletons this phrase
To angry kids from eighteen to fifty-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Behave and you'll have a Merry Christmas too.
 

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