Archer

brandon

Striker
If he’s injured, why the fuck is he playing?

If he isn’t injured, why is he doing an impression of Darren fucking Stevens :mad:
 
Played a lot of cricket over the summer, probably needs a rest. Think he was having injections to get him through the world cup
 
Think its a bit fucking much to get on his case, personally. He's 24 and has bowled like a world-beater for two tests and a World Cup. Inevitable he's going to have off days, all young seamers do.

Fact that we're basically pinning our hopes almost entirely on him, Broad and Stokes is indicative of how poor a team we are, really.

Pitch is flat as a fucking pancake mind, offering nothing other than turn. Weather isn't great tomorrow, so we should bat until Sunday night at least and hobble our way to the Oval. They'll not be making any aggressive declerations after last match, that's for sure!
 

VXi

Full Back
Think its a bit fucking much to get on his case, personally. He's 24 and has bowled like a world-beater for two tests and a World Cup. Inevitable he's going to have off days, all young seamers do.

Fact that we're basically pinning our hopes almost entirely on him, Broad and Stokes is indicative of how poor a team we are, really.

Pitch is flat as a fucking pancake mind, offering nothing other than turn. Weather isn't great tomorrow, so we should bat until Sunday night at least and hobble our way to the Oval. They'll not be making any aggressive declerations after last match, that's for sure!
England won't get 150
 

ManBearPig82

Reserve Squad
Remember when Finn used to bowl 90 mph and be a threat but knee the stumps over occasionally. Hope the England coaches havent got hold of Archer the same way.
 

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