Anthony Gordon to Bayern.

[viccarlton]

Shocker Anthony Gordon signs for the team in Germany that famously had the swastika in it’s crest during the years 1933 to 1945. He just loves being the stooge of despots. He’ll probably ask if he can play in the retro kit and see if he can become the Unity Mitford of the 21st century.

Can’t wait for him to heil Kompany, and Vincent politely tell him “no we don’t do that here”.

Won’t be shocked to see him put in a transfer request for Lazio or CSKA Moscow after that.

(Ignore all the positive things i’ve said about Bayerns playstyle, and Harry Kane, it’s irrelevant whilst i’m being irreverent thanks)

The scouse Quisling.

 

[Whey]

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He must really fancy sitting in the dugout for the duration of a contract

 

[pRICK]

He must really fancy sitting in the dugout for the duration of a contract

Pyuwah rat

 

[jcrossan]

"We're better than PSG. They should never have beaten us."

 

[cluffy]

Probably got bored with having to go along with all the Mag propaganda constantly…and having to pretend Livramemto and Burn are better than Omar and Mukiele

 

[Rocky77]

Lads a good player, sometimes very good, but what am I missing? Bayern have 2 wingers who are superior to him

 

[Whey]

Pyuwah rat

Rat getting off the sinking ship it would seem

There's one for DELUDED WORLD OF RTG the saddo

 

[WildinHetton]

Don't know whether its been said in this thread but a B&W told me they call him Claire Balding

 

[jaxaxe]

Pyuwah rat

Suspect that the rat purity will be hitting all-time highs on Tyneside this summer

 

[Onien Ring]

Tragic waste of money for Bayern like

 

[DC88]

Pyuwah rat

Canny thread on Reddit where all the mags are up his arse saying he’s nowt like Isak as he’s going quietly without a fuss. Even though he went on strike at Everton and refused to train so he could join the mags. Different breed.

 

[Roker Mackem]

Canny thread on Reddit where all the mags are up his arse saying he’s nowt like Isak as he’s going quietly without a fuss. Even though he went on strike at Everton and refused to train so he could join the mags. Different breed.

He'll have already told them he wants out, hence the sitting on the bench etc. Saudis will have told him to keep his mouth shut

 

[nottsmackem91]

Hes utter shite

 

[Burns]

On the plus side he does look very German

 

[Ronan Harazi's Leg]

Great move by the mags - always seemed to have an attitude problem, massively inconsistenr and had a goalscoring record mainly from games against Qarabag and pens.

Unfortunately this will be good business from them.

 

[BoshItLikeBardo]

Canny thread on Reddit where all the mags are up his arse saying he’s nowt like Isak as he’s going quietly without a fuss. Even though he went on strike at Everton and refused to train so he could join the mags. Different breed.

Weird. At least Isak played until the end of the season iirc then tried to leave.

Gordon’s basically just stopped playing with 6 games left while his team desperately try to scrape a finish above little old Sunderland. You’d think it’d be bed sheets at full mast.

 

[Billy Batts]

Some agent he's got.

 

[ned_werby]

Bayern not willing to pay the reported £75m, want at least £10m knocking off that. This one's got legs.....

 

[havanaman]

He’s a decent player but seems like a step down from Bayern players like Kane, Olisa and Musiala

 

[Blyth]

Probably got bored with having to go along with all the Mag propaganda constantly…and having to pretend Livramemto and Burn are better than Omar and Mukiele

Lewis Hall better than Roberto Carlos