Am I dying?

[safcforever]

Urgh not sure, try to take sips of water and stay hydrated. Sounds like a bug / food poisoning but I'd probably want to get the bleeding checked out (is your pap normally pap shaped or has it changed shape or thinner/stringer looking?).

This is the grossest conversation I’ve ever had btw


It’s literally like I’ve turned a tap on. On the Bristol scale it’s an 8

Sounds full of shit.

Definitely not now

 

[SAFCOldie]

So you’re on the bog puking and shitting at the same time you’re typing on here. You filthy, vile bastard.

 

[HABA87]

We're all dying.

 

[look out piano]

This is the grossest conversation I’ve ever had btw


It’s literally like I’ve turned a tap on. On the Bristol scale it’s an 8

It's the shape I'm asking about when you don't have diarrhea tbh. And I know it's not nice but if there's a change in the shape and it looks thinner/flatter accompanied with blood ask to get referred for a colonoscopy (do not just ignore it).

 

[Topbanana1]

What you been eating ? Have you narrowed down the cause ?

 

[What A Waster]

I'm like that every morning, nowt to worry about.

Mind you I usually drink 30 cans of Guinness every night and live on vindaloos

 

[safcforever]

What you been eating ? Have you narrowed down the cause ?

It’s 100% some chicken I ate for dinner

 

[look out piano]

It’s 100% some chicken I ate for dinner

Urgh chicken can be the worst for food poisoning man, was it undercooked or had you incorrectly stored it / not reheated it correctly? You've got to be careful, shit like that can kill you

 

[Topbanana1]

It’s 100% some chicken I ate for dinner

Keep hydrated , take some diorlytes, and shit/sit it out

 

[luvulongtime]

can i have your trainers if they're size 9

 

[The Krankie Returns]

Is it not your lass that’s poisoned you? Let’s be honest here, you’ve already figured out she doesn’t really like you does she?

 

[mickb2112]

Sounds like a bug.

Dr Sponge has spoken

Sounds full of shit.

Not any more

 

[skybo]

Dying but still able to post on here, must be not too bad then.

 

[burb]

Do a covid test. Mate of mine had the trots and nausea last week and tested positive. Sounds like quite a few are having gastro issues with it.

 

[Peegee]

I recall John Hurt exhibiting similar symptoms in Alien.

Good luck….

 

[Sinbad Skullhead]

Shove the toilet brush up your hoop and get yourself to the doctors. Theyll brush you straight through.

 

[GingerNick]

Do a covid test. Mate of mine had the trots and nausea last week and tested positive. Sounds like quite a few are having gastro issues with it.

Was just about to say this, it's one of the current symptoms

 

[BigPete]

Could be a bug going around.

I was the same on Friday minus the shits. Fever and kept throwing up couldn't keep anything down.

Just had to survive on sips of water for 24 hours as anything above that made me sick again on an empty stomach too so was just stomach bile/lining

 

[look out piano]

Shove the toilet brush up your hoop and get yourself to the doctors. Theyll brush you straight through.

.........skin yourself alive, learn to speak arapahoe, climb inside a dog and behead an Eskimo?

 

[safcforever]

Could be a bug going around.

I was the same on Friday minus the shits. Fever and kept throwing up couldn't keep anything down.

Just had to survive on sips of water for 24 hours as anything above that made me sick again on an empty stomach too so was just stomach bile/lining

This is where I’m at right now. After 2 hours of it constantly I’ve got nothing left to give. Even water is coming back up.