Am I dying?

[Johnny Alpha]

I’m googling and it’s either salmonella or E. coli

My stomach feels like it’s gonna pop

The bath tub, it’s right next to me.

Norovirus. You'll get over it.

 

[Hettonlass]

You still alive @safcforever ?

Finishing off that dodgy food

 

[look out piano]

Finishing off that dodgy food

I highly doubt that man

 

[JaFlan86]

I woke up about an hour ago and can’t stop throwing up and pooping. It’s been an hour and I can’t get off the toilet.
Im shaking because I’m cold but I’m sweating like mad. My stomach cramps are as bad as I’ve ever had.

I think this is it for me

Bad AIDS
RIP marra

It's not over yet marra, get entry Lucozade into ya - it AIDS recovery

 

[Kenna]

Technically everyone is dying all of the time, from the second you're conceived.

 

[Harry Gates]

Technically everyone is dying all of the time, from the second you're conceived.

True, but i'm sure most folk envisage a peaceful nonagenarian demise in a warm bed surrounded by their loved ones.

The shitting themselves to death as they partake in a farewell wank option is much more niche.

 

[safcforever]

Finishing off that dodgy food

I ate the lot in one sitting

 

[Vincemac]

I ate the lot in one sitting

Are you well now

 

[safcforever]

Are you well now

Yeah, back at work doing fine. Stomach cramps still but everything else has calmed down a lot

 

[Vincemac]

Yeah, back at work doing fine. Stomach cramps still but everything else has calmed down a lot

Good news

 

[Cotia]

Well, it was a lovely service. He had one of those over 50s plans. Paid for everything

 

[Harry Gates]

Well, it was a lovely service. He had one of those over 50s plans. Paid for everything

Any prawn sandwiches left in the sun for hours?

 

[Red]

Yeah, back at work doing fine. Stomach cramps still but everything else has calmed down a lot

F***in drama queen.

 

[safcforever]

F***in drama queen.

Yep, I feel stupid now. I’m still passing all my meals really fast but that’s like a dream for my waist line