Di Canios Knees
Midfield
If the striker situation wasn’t bad enough, the cheeky bastards have wound the sensitivity right up in the turnstiles so that whenever I’m within about half a mile of the stadium, it flashes up on my Lock Screen of my phone “Sunderland AFC: Welcome to the Stadium of Light” and brandishes my season ticket and doesn’t go off, to serve as a reminder that I renewed my ticket and have to put up with that kack for another season 
Does this happen to anyone else?
Does this happen to anyone else?