Airplane



'They bought the tickets I say let them crash' 😂also when thay say get into crash postitions and they're all over the place😂😂
 
JonMc said:
I saw the film in a London cinema on a first date and the lass I was with didn't get one visual gag in the film. The date was a disaster but the she made the film memorable by being the funniest thing about it. The few seats around us also found her funny which didn't help.
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That’s going back a while!!


“They got instruments….”
 
Panhead said:
Never fails to stick a smile on the face. What’s everyones go to film when they need cheering up?

“Cream”
“No thank you, I take it black ………. Like my men”
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This and Airplane II

Assuming Crash positions:

"When we're ready we would like to ask you to remove your eyeglasses and shoes and place your head between the knees.

Between your own knees, Father."
 
The cockpit? What is it?
It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits. But that's not important right now!
 
JonMc said:
I saw the film in a London cinema on a first date and the lass I was with didn't get one visual gag in the film. The date was a disaster but the she made the film memorable by being the funniest thing about it. The few seats around us also found her funny which didn't help.
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You'd think it would be the perfect first date film. Dodged a bullet there!
 
Airplane is a good 'un.

Also Galaxy Quest

"We're doing episode 81?"

"It's just a rough plan Guy, why does it matter?"

"Because I DIED - IN EPISODE 81!"

And Big Trouble in Little China

"How the hell did you get up there??"

"Wasn't easy."
 

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