Add a word to ruin a movie

Discussion in 'Gold' started by Keawyeds, Oct 7, 2013.

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  1. Saving Private Cat Ryan has got to be SEB (and probably posted by Sedgefield Mackem)

    The Remains of the Darren Day - Steve Guttenberg and his pals dig up the corpse of a z-list light entertainer and dress him up as a butler, for reasons best known to themselves.
    Cyrano de Jim Bergerac - Guttenberg as a detective in the Channel Islands whose huge nose gives him a superb sense of smell which he uses to solve crimes.

    I'm nicking from myself now...
     
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  2. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    Miracle on 134th Street

    A young gang member is shot and killed at the corner of Lt Uhura avenue and is ressurected into a black father christmas (Martin Lawrence) but his past catches up to him when he is sent to court for impersonating a public official. Is he really Santa Claus or does it not matter because he is black?
     
  3. The Naked Pub Lunch
     
  4. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' Dick

    When little Justin (Haley Joel Osmont's ghost) walks in on his parents having costumed christmas sex, he declares a one man war against Santa Clauses, kidnapping them and locking them in a basement full of exploding mice pies.
     
  5. blamethedead

    blamethedead Central Defender

    Its a wonderful life sentence. Steve Guttenberg plays a daily mail reporter sentenced to life who is delighted to discover prison is exactly as lavish, fun and danger free as his paper describes it
     
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  6. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    I'll Be Home For Christmas Eve

    Johnathan Taylor-Thomas has to get home in time for Christmas so sets off a day early, takes a plane and arrives in plenty of time without any diverting shenanigans.
     
  7. Dark Traveller

    Dark Traveller Striker

    Bad Hair Day At Black Rock

    Steve Guttenberg loses his rag with Steve Buscemi for ruining his perm.
     
  8. Swing and a miss. ;)
     
  9. :lol: well fuck me with a buckled trumpet
     
  10. Henry Winter's Bone

    Telegraph football journalist Henry Winter (Steve Guttenberg) compensates for his worsening impotence by making his articles more condescending, while in the Ozark Mountains for some reason.
     
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  11. Dark Traveller

    Dark Traveller Striker

    One Of Our Footballer Dinosaurs Is Missing

    Steve Guttenberg plays a kidnapped Paul Merson as Sky Sports struggle to find a fitting replacement to moan about a SAFC match. As the hours tick by Merson starts to sympathise with the views of his kidnappers....
     
  12. The Transit Van
     
  13. genericus

    genericus Striker

    Chairman of the Message Board, Teed (Played by Steve Guttenberg) takes control of the SMB in a bloody coup and prepares a cull of those deemed undesirables including the Simple Club, it falls to Harry Angstrom (Dana Carvey) to wrestle control before its to late.
     
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  14. Dibble

    Dibble Winger

    Everything You Wanted to Know about Pedastric Sex but Were Afraid to Ask.
     
  15. Punch Drunk Courtney Love

    A desperate boxing promoter (Guttenberg) finally finds a suitable opponent for Audley Harrison
     
  16. Dark Traveller

    Dark Traveller Striker

    Too Late The SAFC Hero

    Steve Guttenberg is Phil Bardsley as he tries to redeem himself in the eyes of Sunderland fans for past misadventures....
     
  17. Another thing is that the word you add to the title should be enough, and you don't need to waffle on about the stupid plot. :evil:
     
  18. AlpineExile

    AlpineExile Striker

    Is this your thread or something, like?
     
  19. TwasOnTheFifthOfMay The Dictator

    An overbearing forum member attempts to police the threads of others with arbitrary, fun-spoiling rules. It turns out he's a comic actor (Steve Guttenberg) who is attempting to play the dictator of a fictitious banana republic, but nobody gets it and he cries himself to sleep at night because his wife left him for her yoga instructor.
     
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