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We Need To Talk About Kevin McCloud.

Kevin sadistically stalks an idiotic middle class couple as they commit financial suicide by trying to build an overly elaborate tree house from concrete and steel on a minuscule budget.

I'm not sure who would play the lead but I've heard Steve Guttenberg is quite good.
 
Romeo & Juliet Balcony

The struggle of an Elizabethan Era renaissance poet and wordsmith to escape the dreary conflict between him and his girlfriend's family and to somehow turn his obsession of the flowery couplet into a balustraded masonry masterpiece, thus changing forever the landscape of upper floor structural protrusions and leaving an architectural legacy spanning 400 years...

Steve Guttenberg stars as the Medieval Bard.
 
Tony's Weird Science - Kelly LeBrock (Cherie Blair) and Tony Blair (Steve Gutenburg) attempt to justify their genocidal tendencies by sexing up some dossiers thereby causing half of the chemical weapons staff at Oxborough Uni to ritually disembowel themselves on Hampstead Heath before the entire Tory party descends on their still twitching corpses to perform acts of gross indecency[DOUBLEPOST=1381740714][/DOUBLEPOST]King Dong Kong - surprisingly artistic remake of the original King Dong skin flick. Steve Gutenburg must surely get his long overdue nomination for an Oscar for his portrayal of the impressively endowed ape[DOUBLEPOST=1381741060][/DOUBLEPOST]Interflora Tora Tora Tora - heart warming rom com featuring Steve Gutenburg as a kami kaze flower delivery man (Authors note: i'm in bits mesel here) who's busy flower shop faces closure after his first tragic delivery. Who will take over the family business and take the pollen count higher in the Pacific?[DOUBLEPOST=1381741664][/DOUBLEPOST]Steamboat Willy Whitelaw - the first ever animated film featuring the political colossus that is Whitelaw (Steve Gutenburg). Laugh as Willie engages on a number hilarious capers which result in his boss casting millions of ordinary people onto the scrap heap (EDITORS NOTE: Nee mention of mice yet) . Bad old Maggie Mouse. (THAT'S BETTER - ED.)
 
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Vanilla Skyfall

When MI6 agent James Bond (Tom Cruise) wakes up with a dead woman in his bed, he realises reality is collapsing around him. As his journey takes him to Istanbul, Macau and parties at Jason Lee's house, he uncovers a terrible truth: could scientologist Raul Silva (John Travolta) be responsible?
 
Paul Daniels

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost star as two British comic book who meet a strange alien being called Paul Daniels (played by Steve Guttenberg) whilst on a road trip across the USA. They continue their journey having adventures aplenty with Paul even picking up some canine love interest in the form of a cocker spaniel called the lovely Doggie McGee.
 
From Dusk Til Dawn Thewlis

Harvey Keitel as a priest, George Clooney as a gangster and Steve Guttenberg as America's leading flugelhorn player get trapped in a strip club in which all of the dancers are vampric, ugly, inherently biased towards the dark side local news sports presenters. They must use their skills as a priest, a gangster and virtuoso on an overly ornate Belgian brass instrument to escape with their lives.
 
The Tourette's Queen

Helen Mirren reprises her role as Elizabeth, who, after the death of Prince Phillip, goes on a whistle-stop world tour to badmouth every nation and culture that he didn't. Whilst she's making a speech about sheep shagging and that f***ing haka in New Zealand, PM David Cameron (Steve Guttenberg), strips her of all her powers and wealth and declares the UK a republic.
 
From Russia With Lovejoy
Zany Tim Lovejoy celebrates the wacky side of Russian football. Comedy will be guaranteed with regular name-dropping of his 'mates' in the game including Andrei "Shevvy' Shevkencko and Andre "Arsey" Arshavin! Hilarity will be unconstrained.
 
Malcolm X Factor

A normally bland talent show turns controversial when a new judge (Lenny Henry) declares the existing panel to be “white devils” and issues a series of demands involving a black artists only version of the show to counter years of discrimination, leading to an assassination plot led by Louis Walsh (Steve Guttenberg).
 
Andi Peter's Friends

Steve Guttenberg, Hugh Laurie, Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branagh, Neville Neville and a host of other 80s/90s luvvies pretend to look surprised when the campest man on children's television reveals that he has been in a relationship with Edd the Duck for over a decade and will therefore not be having Emma Forbes' babies.
 
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