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The lion,the witch and the mdf wardrobe. 4 children are trapped in narnia when their wardrobe portal collapses due to poor machining and ill fitting parts. Starring Steve Guttenberg as Mr Tumnus and Jimmy Saville as Aslan
 
No country walk for old men

Steve and his mates try on several occasions to go for a country walk, only to be thwarted by rain, gout, sciatica, etc. so go for a pint instead

Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix (Seaham)

Harry and pals time travel to 1970's Seaham and order scampi in a basket
 
The Bourne Identity Fraud[DOUBLEPOST=1381788543][/DOUBLEPOST]This thread has me and the missus in tears. Genius SMB[DOUBLEPOST=1381788835][/DOUBLEPOST]Ghost Shit

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The Bourne Identity Fraud[DOUBLEPOST=1381788543][/DOUBLEPOST]This thread has me and the missus in tears. Genius SMB[DOUBLEPOST=1381788835][/DOUBLEPOST]Ghost Shit

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Tie Die Hard

John Mcclaine finds himself in the swinging 60s with the pressure of saving the world whilst wearing series of tie died clothes
 
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Star Chart Wars

Two physics graduates sharing digs argue right upto bedtime at 10pm about whose turn it is to put those little coloured stickers on the star chart poster they received free with the BBC Stars at Night magazine.
 
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From Dusk Til Dawn Thewlis

Harvey Keitel as a priest, George Clooney as a gangster and Steve Guttenberg as America's leading flugelhorn player get trapped in a strip club in which all of the dancers are vampric, ugly, inherently biased towards the dark side local news sports presenters. They must use their skills as a priest, a gangster and virtuoso on an overly ornate Belgian brass instrument to escape with their lives.
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Got to love any reference to a flugelhorn :lol::lol:
 
Bell enders game, starring Steve Guttenberg as the inventor of facebook
 
Psycho-analysis. Sigmund Freud (Steve Guttenburg) talks to his patient Norman Bates (Rob Schneider) about his oedipal complex and stabby tendencies over a cup of tea.
 
Uncle Buck Rogers in the 25th century

Futuristic children's fantasy starring John Candy as spaceman Buck Rogers who must babysit his brother's children during a Draconian invasion. With Christina Applegate as Wilma and Steve Guttenberg as the voice of Twiki
 
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